Neighbours stealing my takeaway

[MumofSpud]

Been waiting ages for a Chinese delivery and when it didn't arrive, I rang but they said it had been delivered.
When I said no it hadn't, they got the delivery person to confirm that it had - delivered to a woman- me.
I asked for a description and now realise it was my neighbour!
I went round to get it back and the lights are all off but... the windows are all open and I can smell MY sweet and sour chicken through the window!
AIBU to keep banging on the door? I am hungry!

I really really love silly humour. It's good for the soul

So true!

@NeverRTFT - apt user name 😂

[quote iklboo]@NeverRTFT - apt user name 😂[/quote]
Doh!!

apparently the chips were great 👍🏻 and some of the best sweet and sour chicken she'd ever tasted

I would go to the supermarket and buy 5 sweet and sour saucepan mixes, put it all in a bucket and add some water. Then pour through their letterbox in the middle of the night, with a note saying heres another free takeaway...

@bonfireheart

No one pissed on my chips, thank you very much.

Did they shit on your special fried rice then?

Because you're certainly lacking a sense of humour.

OP great thread, but you're driving @bonfireheart prawn crackers!

Oh I spat out my tea laughing at this and then told DH who laughed so much too. Great job.

Put a bill through the door.. with interest!!

oooh what a greedy cow!

OP. I am SO SO sorry, I think it was me. I saw you coming, switched off the lights and hid behind the sofa while you were knocking. I didn't intend to eat any, you see. I only wanted a little sniff. But then I couldn't resist a lick and one thing led to another. I have a nice pot noodle though. I could bring that round as a swap ? Apologies again..

Frostygirl66 has the best solution.
NOT a ‘hilarious’ thread Btw- it’s scummy theft. I hate people who would do things like this. Scum bags.

[quote FangsForTheMemory]@bonfireheart who pissed on your chips?[/quote]
No-one her chips went to her neighbour instead 😆