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AIBU to perve over Jack Grealish....

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Meltinthemiddle · 13/07/2021 19:29

When I'm old enough to be his mother (a very young mother may I add). Ive become a bit obsessive since the Euros I can't stop looking at his gorgeous legs 😍 think I may need help! 😬

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MrsJackGrealish · 13/07/2021 21:18

@weekend2021

When I'm around, he's always unavailable.

the80sweregreat · 13/07/2021 21:19

I like Pickford. He isn't as pretty as Mr G, but there is something about him.

JohnStonesMissus · 13/07/2021 21:19

Jack Grealish has the look of a continental footballer, he wouldn't look out of place playing for Real Madrid or Juventus.

MitzyMooo · 13/07/2021 21:20

I think Calvin Philips is rather handsome mind, but yes Grealish is very nice!

Tabitha005 · 13/07/2021 21:21

Horses for courses and all that, but Grealish is the new Beckham for me: a bit gormless-looking and definitely not the sharpest tool in the box. He always looks as though he's waiting for someone to tell him what to do next, even if it's blow his own nose.

MrsJackGrealish · 13/07/2021 21:23

@Tabitha005

That's why he aint my perfect man.

He falls short on a few things and intelligence is one of them.

GrealishHairband · 13/07/2021 21:25

I don’t want him to quote Plato to me if you know what I mean 😂

I’d probably put Henderson into my top 3 current England players as well. Even if he is a Mackem.

Middersweekly · 13/07/2021 21:25

I was a bit indifferent about Grealish until I saw him give a young boy his signed football boots then I thought awww 🥰 also his legs are very tasty looking. I prefer rugby and those legs look more rugby than football!

JohnStonesMissus · 13/07/2021 21:25

@Tabitha005

Horses for courses and all that, but Grealish is the new Beckham for me: a bit gormless-looking and definitely not the sharpest tool in the box. He always looks as though he's waiting for someone to tell him what to do next, even if it's blow his own nose.
Ooh harsh! I think MrsJack Grealish might have something to say about that!
EssentialHummus · 13/07/2021 21:25

Nah, the curtains make me think back to boys who were in the last year or two of primary school with me! Bleurgh.

Quirrelsotherface · 13/07/2021 21:26

*I could imagine those old ladies shuffling over to the England players and sitting on their laps.

John Stones looking terrified.

Kalvin and Bukayo trying to make a break for it.

Kyle Walker kinda into it*

GrinGrinGrin

Grealish is bloody lush

MrsJackGrealish · 13/07/2021 21:26

@JohnStonesMissus

Tbf, Tabitha aint totally wrong.

Not thick, just a bit daft.

JohnStonesMissus · 13/07/2021 21:26

Or maybe not..Confused

JohnStonesMissus · 13/07/2021 21:27

He's got twinkle in his eye and lots of charm..

MrsJackGrealish · 13/07/2021 21:28

@JohnStonesMissus

I still loves him so, and part of true love is in admitting the flaws of the one you love.

He's a dip, but he's my big dip.

Tabitha005 · 13/07/2021 21:28

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@JohnStonesMissus

Tbf, Tabitha aint totally wrong.

Not thick, just a bit daft.[/quote]
Ha ha!

JohnStonesMissus · 13/07/2021 21:30

Yes, daft as a brush!

MrsDThomas · 13/07/2021 21:31

Oh @WunWun FFS. Don’t you perv over anyone?

JG is gorgeous 😛

MrsJackGrealish · 13/07/2021 21:32

His use of the word "Peng" sorta makes me wanna cry but I cant have everything including him

StanVic49 · 13/07/2021 21:35

@BurnerPhone

I've always had this strange sense that jack grealish is gay. But for some reason no English footballer is allowed to come out. He is very handsome though
You’re not alone with those thoughts!
wheresmymojo · 13/07/2021 21:36

This is the boy who got the boots - he also got a hug from so many of the squad

Lucky little bugger

They're so nice with him...bloody lovely team!

speakout · 13/07/2021 21:38

I have had to google him. Very unnattractive in my eyes.

wheresmymojo · 13/07/2021 21:44

Hmmm....can you still find him as attractive after hearing him say 'swaggy' and 'swagman' eleventy billion times in this?

MrsJackGrealish · 13/07/2021 21:46

@wheresmymojo

Pretty sure that's ball gags were invented.....Joke.

I'm an Essex girl, I'm used to hearing bullshit like that. I even hear it a work.

beccahamlet · 13/07/2021 22:03

Pickford for me.

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