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AIBU to perve over Jack Grealish....

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Meltinthemiddle · 13/07/2021 19:29

When I'm old enough to be his mother (a very young mother may I add). Ive become a bit obsessive since the Euros I can't stop looking at his gorgeous legs 😍 think I may need help! 😬

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TheSpottedZebra · 13/07/2021 20:57

I don't get how MN - who seem to dislike Keira Knightly so much - has suddenly got the horn for Jack Grealish.

MrsJackGrealish · 13/07/2021 20:58

I'm using Jack for inspiration for something I'm writing atm.

What a marvelous muse he is.

RedRiverShore · 13/07/2021 20:58

I'm 63 and my those legs are fine, when the poor thing was kicked in the leg on Sunday with those studs, I couldn't keep my eyes off them

NoSquirrels · 13/07/2021 20:59

@TheSpottedZebra

I don't get how MN - who seem to dislike Keira Knightly so much - has suddenly got the horn for Jack Grealish.
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RoxanneMonke · 13/07/2021 21:00

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PollyDarton1 · 13/07/2021 21:00

One of my friends pointed out this thread to me and asked if this was me, as I have an unhealthy crush on Grealish.

It takes me right back to 1998 with footie player posters on my wall.

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BonApp · 13/07/2021 21:01

@MrsKoala indeed, it’s all a bit teenage crushy. And none are hot-hot, but the mix of knowing that they are talented, rich and confident, with hot legs, and in need of a bit of comfort right now, is enough to send my 16 year-old self swooning.

I’ve really enjoyed watching these young men in their prime. Bring on the World Cup Wink

Waxonwaxoff0 · 13/07/2021 21:02

Yeah, he's pretty good to look at. I'm 30 so not too old for him. Grin

PollyDarton1 · 13/07/2021 21:04

Glad to see @MrsJackGrealish is here too. Nothing will replace Gary though, right? Grin

MrsJackGrealish · 13/07/2021 21:06

@PollyDarton1

Gary will always be my first footballing love.

Even now, he still makes the teenage me glow with love.

NoSquirrels · 13/07/2021 21:06

[quote RoxanneMonke]@TheSpottedZebra what’s the link between Keira Knightly and Grealish?[/quote]
Striking similarities!

AIBU to perve over Jack Grealish....
TheSpottedZebra · 13/07/2021 21:07

[quote RoxanneMonke]@TheSpottedZebra what’s the link between Keira Knightly and Grealish?[/quote]
I'd love to make up something salacious, but have you not seen this meme?

www.indy100.com/sport/england-jack-grealish-keira-knightley-b1880333

JohnStonesMissus · 13/07/2021 21:09

[quote BonApp]@MrsKoala indeed, it’s all a bit teenage crushy. And none are hot-hot, but the mix of knowing that they are talented, rich and confident, with hot legs, and in need of a bit of comfort right now, is enough to send my 16 year-old self swooning.

I’ve really enjoyed watching these young men in their prime. Bring on the World Cup Wink[/quote]
Yeah it's not the money, they're attractive, talented and seem genuinely nice blokes with zero arrogance, that's what does it for me.

joystir59 · 13/07/2021 21:10

Just been to Google him and yes his legs are nice.

MrsJackGrealish · 13/07/2021 21:11

Tbf, I'd fancy Jack if he working behind the till at Sainburys.

His smile and cheeky personality really do get me.

Quaggars · 13/07/2021 21:11

YANBU, I've been watching the football lately (well the past couple of matches near the final as I'm obvs a plastic fan and hate football all the other times lol Grin
Caught myself perving over some of the players, they're well nice (Calvin Philips for me) then I realised I'm old enough to be his mum and felt more like the wibbly wobbly randy old ladies in Harry Enfield lol.
"Oooh! Young man!"
FFS

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AwFeebs · 13/07/2021 21:12

YANBU.

Definitley something about him. Grin

JohnStonesMissus · 13/07/2021 21:14

Too funny Quaggars

GrealishHairband · 13/07/2021 21:15

I heard the Grealish thread klaxon for off. Here I am reporting for duty.

AIBU to perve over Jack Grealish....
GrealishHairband · 13/07/2021 21:16

*go off

MrsJackGrealish · 13/07/2021 21:17

I could imagine those old ladies shuffling over to the England players and sitting on their laps.

John Stones looking terrified.

Kalvin and Bukayo trying to make a break for it.

Kyle Walker kinda into it.

MrsJackGrealish · 13/07/2021 21:17

@GrealishHairband

Took your time there love.

Littlebendytoe · 13/07/2021 21:17

I've become a little over invested in those legs, yes...

weekend2021 · 13/07/2021 21:18

If Jack was unavailable, I’d happily fetch Pickford on as sub Grin

Strawberryshitfest · 13/07/2021 21:18

Just came on here to say Mason mount me

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