AIBU to perve over Jack Grealish....

[Meltinthemiddle]

When I'm old enough to be his mother (a very young mother may I add). Ive become a bit obsessive since the Euros I can't stop looking at his gorgeous legs 😍 think I may need help! 😬

Tippexy. Seen it. I don’t necessarily like him as I think he’s the perfect man and doesn’t do things I would find completely undesirable in a life partner. I like him because he is insanely hot and I’d love to have one awesome night with him.

You can't beat a bit of fan fiction...I wonder if there's one on Johnnie Pebbles?

@GrealishHairband

Which photo?

@JohnStonesMissus

There is.

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@JohnStonesMissus

There is.[/quote]
Right I might have to go and look, for educational purposes of course...

@JohnStonesMissus

There's Jack/Johnnie.

Enjoy.

@MrsJackGrealish if it’s the one I’m thinking of it’s of Jack on a bed with a voluptuous lady.

@GrealishHairband

Thought so.

If he's ok with curves, then we all in with a shout then.

Meh, I can't get worked up about that photo tbh, I thought it was our Jack being vile to animals or children, they're both consenting adults.

Preach 🙌🏻😂

I remember that photo 😁

There's something wrong with me, I can't grow out of my liking bad boys phase. It doesn't put me off one bit 😂

I was just saying to my friend that I'm worried a guy I'm meant to be going for a drink with tomorrow isn't fuckboy enough. I mean that's just not normal is it.

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@JohnStonesMissus

There's Jack/Johnnie.

Enjoy.[/quote]
Cripes, Can't wait!

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

Not put off either.

Jack aint a lifer, he's a one night nighter. Maybe a fuck buddy.

In reality, I wouldnt want a relationship with. It'd never work.

FWB situation is all that would work between me and Jack. Call me up, call me Peng, shut the door on your way out in the morning 😂

@GrealishHairband

Yep. Do the biz and hit the road Jack.

I don't do relationships full stop so he'd basically be the ultimate FWB situation 😁

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

Nor I. A bloke would have to be pretty fucking special to crack this case.

Thing is it's relatively easy to get really fit fuckboy guys in their 20s on tinder- suits me perfectly. I'm hoping for a Grealish lookalike.

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

If they go for less than fit near 40 year olds then I'm getting that app now.

Don't be harsh on yourself and get on there!

Yadnbu 😁

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

Need to take a picture first. Theres a lot of prep involved in that.

Absolutely not. He’s not the sharpest tool in the box and is meant to be a real player despite having a long term girlfriend whom he keeps quiet about (not that people have a right to know his private life). Repeatedly ‘slides into the DM’s’ and arranges hook ups. Broke lockdown repeatedly to party and sleep around. Rumoured that the ‘injury’ that kept him out for so long last season was actually a failed drugs test and subsequent ban. Meant to be a huge fan of the white stuff! Along with the whole drink driving crash makes him totally unappealing.

I've just read this entire thread and cannot believe no one has mentioned Tyrone Mings!

@fiskarswhiskars

He has beeautiful eyes.