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AIBU to perve over Jack Grealish....

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Meltinthemiddle · 13/07/2021 19:29

When I'm old enough to be his mother (a very young mother may I add). Ive become a bit obsessive since the Euros I can't stop looking at his gorgeous legs 😍 think I may need help! 😬

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WaterOffADucksCrack · 14/07/2021 12:31

Nobody is saying anything inapporpriate or hurtful here....its supposed to be light hearted. Some people have said things which are just phrases that are inappropriate to say about another human being. I feel the same about men who say they "perve" over other women, whatever their age. Admire/find attractive, fine. Some phrases are questionable.

As a survivor of/ a person living with.....yawn It is such a shame you want to belittle people for things that have happened to them through no fault of their own and have subsequently had their outlook altered.

Kalvinette · 14/07/2021 12:33

@WaterOffADucksCrack
Yet you specifically clicked on a thread with "perve" in the title?

TheGumption · 14/07/2021 12:34

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@TheGumption

He does have presence, almost quite magnetic.

You see him even if you dont want to.[/quote]
Yes! I'd never seen or heard about him before I watched the semi-final match. I wasn't particularly paying a lot of attention to any of it but as soon as I saw him I thought "who is that?!" and had to Google him immediately. I don't think I particularly fancy him, he's just magnetic. I wouldn't be able to be near him though, I'd just stare and it would be odd!

GrealishHairband · 14/07/2021 12:35

I haven’t seen anything I’d consider inappropriate on this thread. And got to be honest I do resent the implication that I’m somehow the same as a perpetrator of sexual abuse, purely because I fancy a football player and have daydreamed about doing (consensual) adult things with him.

MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 12:39

@TheGumption

I was only vaguely aware of him before the Euros but I was strangely drawn to him.

I've only ever felt that way for a handful of men in all my adult life.

This vid is for Jack, Jordan Pickford or Dominic Calvert-Lewin fans.

sadperson16 · 14/07/2021 13:13

Trust me @WaterOffADucksCrack, some truly appalling things have happened to me through no fault of my own.
I can however distinguish between perverts and a few folk coming on MN and saying some daft things to cheer themselves up.

DrEllie · 14/07/2021 14:16

Not sure if you Jack fans can see this link but the new Villa kit is out today and he is looking fine twitter.com/oldmansaid/status/1415236644924444676?s=19

the80sweregreat · 14/07/2021 14:39

He looks at home lounging across the seats at villa park !!

Meltinthemiddle · 14/07/2021 14:48

Haha 🤣

AIBU to perve over Jack Grealish....
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MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 14:49

@Meltinthemiddle

Where?

I fucking want one. Like now!

I'll take it to work.

Meltinthemiddle · 14/07/2021 15:20

Etsy I think 🤣🤣

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TopBitchoftheWitches · 14/07/2021 15:33

I sent the mug photo to my 16 Yr old daughter, she says she needs it so I replied I need it.

Those legs are amazing.

MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 15:34

@Meltinthemiddle

Links or you are no use to me.

MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 15:40

Ok, so I think I might have an issue.

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1051430135/today-i-dont-feel-like-doing-anything?ref=yr_purchases

VickyEadieofThigh · 14/07/2021 15:49

Stupid 'look at my legs, aren't they gorgeous?' socks, though.

Meltinthemiddle · 14/07/2021 15:57

[quote MrsJackGrealish]Ok, so I think I might have an issue.

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1051430135/today-i-dont-feel-like-doing-anything?ref=yr_purchases[/quote]
Omfg now we are talking lol

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MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 16:00

@Meltinthemiddle

I just spent £20 on Grealish mugs.

Ah well. It's my birthday next week.

If anyone can actually get me Jack Grealish, it'd make my life complete.

MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 16:01

Not next week. Grealish got me muddle.

My birthday is in 4 weeks.

MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 16:04

Oh fuck!

I've only gone and fucking found some England team fan fiction.

Why the fuck did I look!!!!!????

StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind · 14/07/2021 16:07

@MrsJackGrealish I was looking for Grealish fan fiction yesterday 😁

MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 16:09

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

“Don’t fucking push me.” He wasn’t expecting Jordan to lean in close, so that his breath tickled Jack’s ear, and say “If you were mine your arse would be red raw. I’d do proper damage to an arse like that.”

StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind · 14/07/2021 16:11

😂😂😂 where is that from?

MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 16:12

archiveofourown.org/works/search?page=1&utf8=%E2%9C%93&work_search%5Bquery%5D=Jack+Grealish

That was a summary from one fic. I havent dared venture into any of them.

Tippexy · 14/07/2021 16:13

You really all do need to Google ‘Jack Grealish photo’…!

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