To think in a professional situation this is the wrong way to phrase things

[Whyyouso]

Office meeting with all the managers. A chair is dirty person x goes to sit on and then says I will get a dirty bum. Aibu to think it’s a bit inappropriate in a professional setting.

Do you still call a penis a thingy and sex IT?

Obviously that was inappropriate they should have said they would end up with a "soiled derriere" ... or maybe you should stop being precious that someone dared suggest that sitting in a dirty chair would leave them with a dirty arse?

ButtOCKS would have been way more professional, can't believe someone made such an arse of themselves by saying bum!

OP are you trying to build up a posting history before going for the big one? Or a namechanger who jumped the shark on the last one?

Your posts are mad

How do you keep coming out with these?

Up not out

Would you rather get a dirty bum?

@Whyyouso

They could have just have said they would clean the chair don’t need to mention body parts. I never would in front of my managers.

That’s because you’re a much better person than the kind of trash who would publicly admit to having an arse.

Omg

How old are you OP?

Good Job you aren’t in some of my ‘professional setting’ meetings

Bum-ist.

I wish this is all I had to worry about.

How do you cope with normal life OP?

I am so glad I don't work with people like the OP.

I can't believe someone would get upset about the bum being used in front of managers.

My MD has heard far worse out of my mouth.

I don't think it's very professional, OP.

People have bums. Even managers !!

Honestly, I would have said far worse

I can pretty much guarantee my boss would have said my arse will get fucking filthy if I sit on that chair.

I genuinely, don't get why it's unprofessional.

This place is getting weirder by the hour.

You'd hate to work in my office if that offends you!

One of the men chucks a bouncy ball at our MD every time he walks out his office and the MD replies with "fuck off" every time.

It's what keeps me in the job, we have a laugh but still get our work done.

Good god, it’s a good job you don’t hear the way me and my manager speak to one another.