WIBU if I slapped this person?

[MrsBertBibby]

Manspreading loud-voiced shorts wearing twat prattling at FULL VOLUME to his mate on the train.

At least may I ping his mask and chuck his earbuds away?

FFS! Shut up, you're not at home!

You should have got your own phone out, pretended to be making a call and then said, very loudly 'That you, Hugo? Listen pal, I've just heard you're dropped from the team this week. Yeah, I know, thinks he's Jurgen Klopp doesn't he? Jurgen Flopp more like!'

that is hilarious