Milk chocolate digestives are better than plain chocolate ones.

[Mysterian]

No real AIBU. There's no question about it. They're better. Sweet and creamy chocolate vs the bitter taste of sadness.

Also people who like the milk chocolate ones are nicer, sexier and generally more fun to be around.

Dark chocolate is far sexier and healthier

It's a bloody chocolate biscuit. Where does healthier come into it

Milk chocolate is sweet and slimy. Fact

What new fuckery is this?

YABVVVVVVVU

Wronger than a Wrong Thing from Wrong Island.

Milk chocolate digestives are for those beyond help.

I thought you meant plain as in the no chocolate ones and thought how is this even a question?
Milk all the way.

Sad to find out there are so many plainophiles about.

@TheKeatingFive

They wouldn't sell it if no one was buying it!

While this is true, it’s also true that market researchers consistently find dark chocolate the most over claimed foodstuff when they compare claimed data with actual purchase data.

The lying liars are lying. Some of them anyway.

I think there's quite a divide. Until they started using separate boxes in Lidl, the 95% was always the first to sell out. So you have the majority buying milk chocolate, a decent minority who like it very dark (searching through the box of 75 and 85% for an elusive bar of 95%, in April 2020 when we weren't meant to be touching anything ), and some liars.

YABU - plain chocolate is better. It balances out the sweetness of the biscuit.

Milk chocolate on digestives is too sweet. The slightly bitter taste of dark chocolate complements the sweetness of the biscuit.
I will eat a milk chocolate one if that’s all there is. DH will only eat dark chocolate hobnobs, not milk.

@TheKeatingFive

You could not be more right.

I secretly think anyone claiming to like dark chocolate more than milk is lying. Trying to make themselves look sophisticated.

There. I said it.

😂

YABVVU

Dark with Stilton on. Lush

YABU...the milk chocolate ones pale in comparison and ooze inferiority compared to their indulgent dark and satisfying counterparts! No contest...😀

Agreed. However, hobnobs are better than digestives. That's a fact.

I can't believe there are people out there willing to admit their preference for plain chocolate digestives. What is wrong with this country!!

You are correct about the biscuits and wrong about the people. Except me.

Good for vegans (the Tesco ones anyway).

Obvs

Hell no! Plain are far superior- milk are too sweet and don't taste chocolatey enouģh

You’re wrong on both counts. A plain chocolate hobnob is the king of biscuits.

We always have a packet of dark chocolate digestives and marshmallows in our larder so we can make S'Mores.

Nope.

Sorry but you are totally wrong.

@doodlejump1980

You’re wrong on both counts. A plain chocolate hobnob is the king of biscuits.

Hobnobs are not on the table. Although, milk chocolate Hobnobs are much better than dull chocolate ones.

Hobnobs get stuck in your teeth...inferior to choc digestives