Milk chocolate digestives are better than plain chocolate ones.

[Mysterian]

No real AIBU. There's no question about it. They're better. Sweet and creamy chocolate vs the bitter taste of sadness.

Also people who like the milk chocolate ones are nicer, sexier and generally more fun to be around.

I HATE dark chocolate. Unless it is on a McVities Digestive, in which case it is my much preferred option.

All digestives are mealie and horrible.

Is this a reverse?

Get out.

They should do white chocolate versions.
Why don't they?

@MsMiaWallace

They should do white chocolate versions. Why don't they?

That sounds absolutely disgusting. Not to mention that white chocolate is not chocolate!

Jesus you need to see a doctor. YABVVU The bitter plain chocolate with the salty sweet biscuit is magic.

I only do bourbons, with strong black coffee.

Agree

No, no, no.

They are far too sweet and sickly.

Plain chocolate on a digestive is the ONLY way to go.

Dark chocolate digestives are the only choice.
(Unless there are Orange Kitkats in the tin in which case choose them 😉)

You could not be more right.

I secretly think anyone claiming to like dark chocolate more than milk is lying. Trying to make themselves look sophisticated.

There. I said it.

Dark chocolate onne with St Agur cheese on top

I disagree. And while dark chocolate digestives are lovely they aren't a patch on dark chocolate Hobnobs.

@Fruityfriday I was just coming here to say dark chocolate with a bit of cheese on top - extra mature cheddar for me.

OP, yabvvvvvvu

Yanbu, they are far superior to horrid bitter bites of misery.
I am very fun, sexy and nice

Plain is nice dipped in coffee. Milk is better with tea.

@TheKeatingFive

You could not be more right.

I secretly think anyone claiming to like dark chocolate more than milk is lying. Trying to make themselves look sophisticated.

There. I said it.

I think this too. When people say they like one square of 85% dark chocolate from Peru I just nod whilst thinking yeah bet you go home and eat a half kilo of dairy milk just like the rest of us you nobber.

YANBU - milk chocolate all the way.

(I’d try white choc digestives if they made them)

YABU obviously. Milk chocolate ones are wrong.

Plain chocolate, with its shiny dark glossy coat and its sweet, crumbly biscuit, is the only digestive worth eating. Fact.

Just no. Though at least there are more plain ones for me if you have milk chocolate ones.

Any topping on a chocolate digestive except milk chocolate is just wrong. Plain chocolate on a digestive is like having wholemeal bread with fish and chips - doesn’t work. DH always buys the plain chocolate ones though. Should I LTB?

I think this too. When people say they like one square of 85% dark chocolate from Peru I just nod whilst thinking yeah bet you go home and eat a half kilo of dairy milk just like the rest of us you nobber.
I have eaten a bar of 95% dark chocolate from Lidl in a day before. They wouldn't sell it if no one was buying it!

You are correct

Wronger than Wrongy McWrongface.

They wouldn't sell it if no one was buying it!

While this is true, it’s also true that market researchers consistently find dark chocolate the most over claimed foodstuff when they compare claimed data with actual purchase data.

The lying liars are lying. Some of them anyway.