To ask what's the worst thing your DC has said to you?

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My 6 year old told me tonight that he wished he could delete me so I didn't exist. He was immediately sorry but fuck me it hurt. What's the worst thing yours has ever said to you?

That she wished for a better mummy (I’m disabled and this came from me not being able to run with her )

Nothing too bad but dd always tells me NONE of her friends' mums make them tidy their room/brush their teeth etc etc.
So l say none of my friends' kids moan when they ask them to do these things.
I know l am childish but if you can't beat em, join em!

Oh wow some of these are tough to hear, I feel quite lucky really. The most annoying thing Ds tells me on a regular basis is all of the things that "Daddies do and mummy's not good at" (we're not together) the list includes:cutting his toenails, cooking he has a point there to be fair! Reading Roald Dahl books and styling his hair.

‘ but you never smile....’.
I tried to rectify with a rictus like grin for a few days but couldn’t keeping up.

Couldn’t keep it up... I mean

@GlendaSugarbeanIsJudgingYou

"You look like Peter Griffin right now..."

I was laying down with my head propped up which gave me a double chin.

I couldn't form a sentence I was so indignant.

This is great!