To ask my neighbour to remove the male blow up doll from her lounge window?

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It's seriously pissing me off. It's been there for two days now, staring at me every time I look out of the lounge window. That's not how I want to spend my days thank you very much.

Again, I don't look into her window! Apart from the last two days of course.

I reckon you are beginning to feel the love for puffed up peckerless Peter OP

I’d put a pair of y fronts through her door, poor lad has shrivelled away to nothing it’s so cold.

I was gifted a blow-up man doll with a very large and...err...erect penis on my hen do in Cardiff.
We were a very respectable hen party, however, and covered his appendage with our coats whilst dining in Bella Italia pre clubs.
Update: 15 years on and I'm now 40. When I marry my now fiancé my hen do shall be a far more classy affair, dahhhhhhling

Are you going to pop a classy bow tie on it trust?

Maybe your neighbour is sick of you looking into their windows so they decided to give you something to look at?

Meanwhile they are looking at a pumped up doll’s arse.

Not exactly a win is it?

It's her lounge and her window. You can ask, but I don't think you'll be happy with her answer. It's like asking someone to remove one for hose godawful Christmas decorations that are just soooooooo OTT.

Don't think it's a sex doll though 😂

@SheldonesqueHasTheWeevils I don't have him any more as his willy was too large for my suitcase!!!

The mind boggles trust

I'd put a blow up woman in my window with a speech bubble saying " hellooooo, is it me you're looking for?" Or something filthy depending on how provoking you'd need to be to get her to remove Malcolm.