My story is a triumph of the subconscious.
My ex, who suffers with acute levels of cuntery, and is also a compulsive liar, was claiming for 6 months not to be working & that he was staying on a friend’s sofa in a town many miles away, to justify not paying child maintenance. I just KNEW it wasn’t true. However, I had no proof and couldn’t find anything about where he was working.
Well, I racked and racked my brains. Vaguely recalled a conversation from a year or 2 prior about an acquaintance who he had some vague plans to go into business with (he was always coming up with things like this that never came to anything).
Clutching at straws I thought his first name might have been Simon, but no clue on the surname, and I thought maybe he’d mentioned he lived in Richmond but again I didn’t really know. The only other info I had was that he probably worked in marketing, purely because my ex did.
So I googled- Simon marketing Richmond, and phoned the first company in the search results.
Receptionst picked up and I said as confidently as I could- ‘hi, can I speak to (cty c*tychops) please’
She replied- yes, I’ll just put you through now!!!
Well my jaw dropped. You should have HEARD the pregnant pause in the air when he realised it was me!!
Didn’t take long for the gaslighting to return- ‘you don’t know what you’re talking about, I don’t work here, I’m doing a friend a favour and not getting paid for it....’
Still can’t believe it!!