I inherited a window slacker cleaner when I got this house.
He cleaned the windows prior to me moving in here and the previous owner left his money in an envelope which I handed over to him.
It's a large detached house.
There are lots of windows including two sets of patio doors at the back. I paid £10 - he asked for £9, so I thought the extra would be goodwill.
Then I found he did not clean the two sets of dormer bedrooms due to the sloping of the roof.
Fair enough except he did clean the neighbouring house dormer bedroom windows and climbed onto their sloping roof like a little monkey because I saw him do it from our facing bedroom window which he refused to clean
He also did not clean the bathroom window because there was a problem with his back/arm ladder.
I always made him a cuppa and changed his water.
If I was not there he would miss windows out
If I was there he would miss windows out.
Over time he missed more windows than he cleaned
The last time he came I was at a loss as to which window he had cleaned that day, but I knew he had been as there was a card saying he had and a request for £10.
I left a note out the following fortnight with £9 and thanking him for cleaning my windows and letting him know I could no longer afford the bastard, but thanks very much for all his hard work.
He got the message.
Months later I saw him in a pub at the bar. He saw me and legged it :)