To give you no important details and only accept answers agreeing with me?

[LAgeDeRaisin]

Hi All,

NC in case outing.

In my opinion it was completely reasonable. Everyone I know thought so apart from a few people who didn't but they are mistaken for various reasons I can't get into at the moment (outing). One of these people was person A who is the SIL of my BIL's friend person B (legitimate breeder, no puppy farms), and it wasn't the first time that this had happened to person C, unrelated. Maybe I should just LTB.

I felt that the exclusion was about a personality clash and the teacher has got it in for DS. He is a sweet boy despite being boistrous and a bit of a livewire (NT, but diagnoses welcome). But to be clear they have been parking there every single day at drop off. Engines running. And it's not ever their hedge.

If you think IABU I can add in a few more posts later about my MIL, finances, and a diagram done with a biro that nearly doesn't work.

For clarity we earn £100,000 each and can afford it.

AIBU?
(Only YANBU answers please)

Couldn't sleep for worrying about this. Updates OP?

Funniest thread for ages . Cat poo on washing line !😂

Don’t leave your washing out overnight, it will get darkened on.

You could afford a MANSION up North for the price of that studio flat OP.

You probably have aspergers OP, it masks in females

Never mind all that OP. Have you still not cancelled the cheque yet?

Any update OP?

Did you make the sandwiches with the naice ham? Cos if not, you just got what was coming to you anyway.

Of course you can’t call an ambulance; your head is still partially attached and you have another leg. Won’t anyone think about the homeless kittens?

YABVU - you haven't even mentioned your DP's hobby!

Didn't want to read and run OP. How about eufy and some nice bath oils?

This was always going to happen when you bought a crossbreed Op.

You should just change the locks

Person B probably didn't come because baby showers are grabby and American and the others were just being polite because it's sex not gender and nobody cares about your pregnancy or baby or donkey or you. We didn't even have a donkey actually, we just asked the cat and a passing drunk to be witnesses and put on a free bar in the hedge and everyone said it was the best one they'd ever been to even though we didn't invite anyone because it's so entitled and we don't have any family support or in fact known any other humans (or donkeys) at all so actually you should think about how lucky you are OP, we might all be in the same storm but some of us only have a dinghy parked by the bins.

I say this in the kindest possible way: eat the and leave the donkey - HTH. xxxxx

Have you ever had an orgasm OP? You seem uptight.

Did I miss the head wobble?!

@knockeduplockeddown

Quentin Rupert is ok. I think the following names have a similar vibe.

Sally
Jon
Mohammad
Violet
Rupert Quentin
Queenie Rose
Dennis
Denise
Aberforth James
Loxley
Wayne-Mae
Jaxkcsin
Atticus-Zack (nn AZ)
Poppiey
King

No Bolonz?!

Can you ring 999 now and report back? This is too urgent to wait until the morning when school actually opens.

Ltb

(Clutches pearls) It all boils down to the fact that you have no less than three loo brushes in your house. Ew!

@Geppili

(Clutches pearls) It all boils down to the fact that you have no less than three loo brushes in your house. Ew!

Maybe she uses a toilet brush! 😧

The horror.

@Morred

All PP saying we’re in lockdown - the OP might not be in the UK!! Other countries are allowed to use the site???!!!

Oh god yes. OP, is there a draconian curfew in place in your country? Even if there isn't, you still shouldn't go within ten yards of any windows. Don't forget to cancel the cheque.

CFs! Block them in. And tell them that having a foreign wedding is taking the piss. Even if they happen to have been born in different countries. Selfish bastards.

Don't get me started on local wedding traditions that may involve cash gifts.

Grabby fuckers.