Light hearted, I know this is a bit silly 
DD has just turned 1. For Christmas she was given a pack of Dairy Milk chocolate bars - the ones that are standard sized but half-thickness, if you know what I mean. She has had the odd treat before, mainly a couple of chocolate buttons after her vaccinations, a little bit of birthday cake etc. But I can't imagine just giving her a chocolate bar (or even half of it) just randomly, at a year old?? I just noticed that the date on it is May. Shall I eat it or would that be terrible of me!?