To ask what 'donk' means to you?

[PPAK2]

Honestly though, have I been using this word wrong my whole life?! The definitions i found on Google are nothing to me 😕

For anyone interested I take it to mean a sharp nod of the head.

Someone tell me I'm right?

Lol UmbilicusProfundus I didn't actually see them I just read about them. Although there are plenty of places on t'interweb to find what you're looking for (probs not mumsnet though 😬).

Put a donk on it

@PPAK2

Honestly though, have I been using this word wrong my whole life?! The definitions i found on Google are nothing to me 😕

For anyone interested I take it to mean a sharp nod of the head.

Someone tell me I'm right?

To hit something?

Like bonk, bop etc

Just to change the tone completely, “donk” is an Australian colloquial term for a car engine. I remember (in the dark ages) when we’d bought a new release Holden, my Dad looking under the bonnet and saying “well, that’s the same old donk they’ve been using for years!”.

@comingintomyown
@YewandOak
Haha - you both beat me to it. I was going to say that too and I'm also on my possibly millionth rewatching. It's so comforting being able to recite half the script along with them!
Never heard of it as a word though, I'm afraid.

You know what you wanna do with that right? You wanna put a banging donk on it...

Surely it’s bonk your head, not donk?

Surely bonk is a childish word for rudies?

A nickname Julian Fellowes shamelessly lifted from the Mitfords.

Is it the name of a sound? (onomatopoeia?). Like splash, but solid... She heard a donk when the branch hit her.

@PPAK2

Surely bonk is a childish word for rudies?

Yes - but I’ve somehow never associated the 2. 😂

Maybe it’s always been donk your head and I’ve been embarrassing myself without realising!

A donk is a man with a donkey sized penis or donkey dick. (Australian slang).
It's used as a friendly insult to call someone stupid or clumsy.
It's used for a large built man who's nice natured but a bit dim.

That's all from my Aussie relatives though.

SilverBirchWithout Maybe you have? That was my predicament earlier 😂 Hopefully you haven't been going round telling people to stop bonking each others heads 😳😂 (off to Google bonk).

@PandemicAtTheDisco

A donk is a man with a donkey sized penis or donkey dick. (Australian slang). It's used as a friendly insult to call someone stupid or clumsy. It's used for a large built man who's nice natured but a bit dim.

2/3 for my husband 😂

...so they all rolled over and zebra fell out- DONK!

Onomatopoeia in other words!

@cerealgamechanger

...so they all rolled over and zebra fell out- DONK!

Onomatopoeia in other words!

Ooh mixing it up a bit with zebra - I like it! 👍

Phew I’m Ok it means both things:

bonk
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verb
verb: bonk; 3rd person present: bonks; past tense: bonked; past participle: bonked; gerund or present participle: bonking; verb: boink; 3rd person present: boinks; gerund or present participle: boinking; past tense: boinked; past participle: boinked
1.
hit or strike (someone or something).
"he bonked his head on the plane's low bulkhead"
2.
BRITISH
have sex with (someone).
"I don't think that bonking the boss is a wise career strategy"
3.
(of a cyclist or runner) reach a point of exhaustion that makes it impossible to go further.
"I bonked and couldn't pedal another stroke"
noun
noun: bonk; plural noun: bonks; noun: boink; plural noun: boinks; noun: the bonk
1.
an act or the sound of hitting someone or something.
"give it a bonk with a hammer"
2.
BRITISH
an act or instance of having sex.

@DimidDavilby

Put a donk on it!

Nick Grimshaw went through a stage of putting a donk on everything!

Donk is a playful tap to the head.

Twat is multi use round my way but generally not one for conversation with the vicar, unless he's a twat who needs a good twatting.

Never heard it said. Think maybe seen it in cartoon. Would think it meant a thud probably on someone’s head by something round falling on it. Coconut seems most likely.

Aircraft engine

“Biggles landed the kite with the donk fully on the blink. What a ~chap~!”

A donk is a customized car with ridiculously oversized wheels.

It's short for badonkadonk

Dog donk was something that one stepped in back in my youth.