the 'secret weapon down my pants'

[warmandtoasty2day]

advert in the gym, secret weapon is tena lady pads, ffs just fuck right off with your secret fucking weapon.
makes me feel like through the telly out of the window and smashing it up with a lump hammer !
what ads make you feel stabby ?

@Thepollonator

Going off thread here but the Cillit Bang mould remover is excellent 😊😁

Thanks for the tip. I was looking at the bathroom this morning, I was picking out baths and showers and taps this time last year but renovation put on hold for lockdown and still waiting. In the meantime it is looking grotty and mould starting to make it look even worse. Adding it to my Sainsbury's order now.

I don't think cillit bang is very good tbh.

Well there are poo trolls out there...

Maybe they would find them pretty...

Just settling down to a roast and a new advert came on for a personal catheter product delightful !!

I saw that advert and I can't understand how it works

@MaelyssQ looked like a vibrator !

@ancientgran we had a problem with black mould on the shower tiles and eventually decided to get it (and the rest of the bathroom) re-tiled. When the man started chipping off the old ones the whole wall collapsed. It turned out there had been a slow leak behind the wall and the mould was coming from there. It was horrific but it looks lovely now though.

Thanks Captain, I'm hoping to get the whole lot done soon. Just don't want workmen in the house until DH gets his vaccination done.

@MaelyssQ

I saw that advert and I can't understand how it works

I've been trying to find it on youtube, to work it out. I think you sort of tuck it between your cheeks and flaps.

The woman in the Shake and Vac add had raging womb rage all through filming.

@NoOneOwnsTheRainbow

When I was in the States, there would be adverts like this:

Do you have tiredness, bloating, depression and nausea?
You could have Ebola!
Ask your doctor for Ebola-b-gone!
Ebola-b-gone can help you manage your symptoms.

"I felt bloated all the time, then I took Ebola-b-gone, and now my Ebola is gone. Thanks Ebola-b-gone."

(then in a lower, faster voice)
Ebola-b-gone may cause constipation, diarrhea, heart arrythmia, Crohn's disease, AIDS, itchy sock syndrome and psychosis. Always read the label. May cause you to sneeze your internal organs out through your nose.

I absolutely hate that these ads encourage people to self-diagnose (based on really common symptoms) with major, really serious diseases to sell pharmaceuticals. I mentioned it to one of my friends over there and she couldn't even see what was wrong with these adverts.

😂

If you don’t have a career in advertising you really should 🤣