the 'secret weapon down my pants'

[warmandtoasty2day]

advert in the gym, secret weapon is tena lady pads, ffs just fuck right off with your secret fucking weapon.
makes me feel like through the telly out of the window and smashing it up with a lump hammer !
what ads make you feel stabby ?

Utterly fucking June and the Sun Life Over-50 plan. Get in the sea...

Money supermarket

the drawn out 'money supermaaaaaaaaarket' part.

also took me ages to work out what they were saying, 'get money calm?? get money supermaaaaaaaarket' Thought it was 'get Monica' or something.

i turn it down every time it comes on (really often on the radio) God i hate it, gives me rage.

@iklboo The long cut of the Just Eat ad has a bit where Snoop is in a sound studio looks like it’s full of smoke but it then pans out and it’s the steam off the takeaways. So yeah they definitely trading of his stoner rep.

[quote Hugoslavia]@Staffy1

What do you mean, Barry Scott doesn't exist???!!!! How could they lie like that?![/quote]

Oh Good God the patronising Jane Plan woman.

Someone kill her.

@dingoesatemybaby

Oh and the sun life adverts (usually catch them during my morning dose of Frasier).

"Hi Jan, how are you"

"Oh I've just been to dorothy's funeral. It was all covered by the sun life over 50s plan, you know" (big smiley face)

"Really? Oh I've been looking at getting myself a n over 50s plan"

Nobody talks like that!!

Dh and I joke about these. He came into the kitchen the other day to tell me that June was still alive???? I was wth are you on about. We know all the lines now but think it's time to drop it. Also was just saying to DH I really don't like those Nationwide ads. All that poetry, sorry doesn't do it for me.

Mind you the way my waterworks have been playing up lately I just might be needing those Tena Lady pads

@BlueSussex - I am desperate to see Charlize strutting her stuff now! How have I never noticed the shout out for tuna?!

@ptumbi - flesh light! It is! Dior must be tickled pink

I love the little girl ‘buying’ the chocolate for her mum and getting her little unicorn as change.

Lovely.

the rebrand of weight watchers to WW is interesting. i’m a fiend for the small print - Motsi from Strictly has lost 2 stone... over 104 weeks! 2 bloody years to lose 2 stone?

@Weirdfan thank you for the reassurance. i was very taken aback!

@ancientgran

Robert De Niro car adverts (he doesn’t even need the money. That’s whats embarrassing) Oh can we keep him? He's about the only celebrity in an advert that I recognise and can even name.

Ditto the Kevin Bacon phone ads.

@fucknuckle

the rebrand of weight watchers to WW is interesting. i’m a fiend for the small print - Motsi from Strictly has lost 2 stone... over 104 weeks! 2 bloody years to lose 2 stone?

I lost 15 kay geeeeees!!

I always look at the small print, never know whether to applaud them for putting the detail on there or just be horrified that people pay week on week for something that is clearly as successful as russian roulette.

like the cosmetic ads that shout about how ‘three-quarters of the women who tried it agreed it has knocked 20 years off them, easy’.

and then the small print is ‘based on a sample of 45 women surveyed’.

welp, if 30 whole people rate it, it’s definitely worth my money...

i think my maths is wonky there but you get my drift..!

'Are those the chub rub shorts for fat men?'

@MaelyssQ

Yes! The dubbed voices just don't suit the chubrub men. They're clearly saying the same words but it must have originally been done in a US accent at a guess.

@LakeGeneva

@ptumbi it really does sound like she's saying 'fleshlight'. Which I understand to be a fake fanny sex toy.

... aaaand we're back to 'secret weapon down my pants'.

Am laughing so much!

I just hate all adverts. Waste of time.

That advert for the corner yoghurts with the singer that can't stop herself falling over and sticking her nose in it.

Refuse to buy them now purely because those adverts piss me off so much.

The incontinence knickers that you make you feel ‘pretty’.

The Oral B ad with the woman who has never heard of toothpaste and has a fridge full of peppers.

The over 50 life plan ads, all the 50 year olds I know are busy homeschooling their children and consoling themselves in wine.

@BlueSussex the Poor Thing RSPCA advert guy cracks me up every time. Possibly the worst attempt to read script off a bit of paper I’ve ever heard.

Also hate the caffeine shampoo ad whispering insultingly at their actual target audience (WHY would you do that?!) and the bizarre conversations in the Sun Life ads. I’m always amused by just how many life insurance ads are shown during the breaks on the crime channels, usually during programmes about people who’ve killed their spouses for the life insurance.

The one advert though that has me reaching for the remote is the Foxy Bingo ad with the very camp voiceover guy who is possibly the most annoying human being who ever lived. “Shut the front door!” Aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh I literally want to strangle him.

Money calm bull can fuck right off

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

I love the little girl ‘buying’ the chocolate for her mum and getting her little unicorn as change.

Lovely.

Yeah I cant be angry at ads like this.

So cute

THE PELOTON ADVERT!!! why has no one mentioned this??? I HATE it.... is this what we aspire to? Stuck in our houses on our little hamster exercise wheels? It's the most depressing advert ever!

However my favourite advert is the nationwide one about yoga at home from a book - it's brilliant! One - it's cheaper; and two - you don't have to do it - classic