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To fancy The Beast

67 replies

purplepine · 10/01/2021 20:52

AIBU to have a very random crush on The Beast from ITV’s The Chase? He’s not my usual type in terms of looks, but there’s something strangely sexy about him! Blush Grin

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MirandaWestsNewBFF · 10/01/2021 21:31

@purplepine

When I went on the Chase, he was my Chaser, and I’m not gonna lie, I did feel a bit of animal magnetism there!

@MirandaWestsNewBFF how did you find being a contestant? Did you have any backstage chat with The Beast? Grin

Be ok as a one off but imagine living with him. I bet he explains the history and origin of every damn tiny thing. We wouldn’t last long.

Ha ha! Grin

They go to great lengths to make sure you don’t see your Chaser till they walk out on set, so sadly no, no backstage chat opportunities but I did bat my eyelashes a bit during filming - very embarrassing watching it back! It was fun being a contestant. They’re really lovely to you! Sadly I didn’t win anything - it’s very difficult to beat the Beast!
Forgothowmuchlhatehomeschoolin · 10/01/2021 21:32

I have got a massive crush on Bradley Walsh - just makes me giggle like a bridesmaid!!

MoodyMarshall · 10/01/2021 21:34

We saw The Beast at Malaga airport a few years ago. He's huge! Or he was, he's lost weight.

The second cousin thing is a bit weird.

NewYearNewLockdown · 10/01/2021 21:36

@FutureDuchessofHastings

My secret crush is Greg Davies. All 6ft 8 of him. I think he's delicious and probably filthy. The Beast, though - not for me I'm afraid.
I assume you've seen the GD dream thread on aibu? Wink
DressingGownofDoom · 10/01/2021 21:40

He looks a bit like Mr Poppy now he's lost all the weight!

SoupDragon · 10/01/2021 21:41

DS got a selfie with The Beast whilst out and about in Bristol.

TrashPanda · 10/01/2021 21:44

He's definitely separated now and moving back up north.

purplepine · 10/01/2021 21:50

@MirandaWestsNewBFF good to hear that it’s a nice experience!

The arrogance thing that previous posters have mentioned could be just an act for the TV persona?

I’m enjoying watching the “Beastie Boy” on tonight’s show! Grin

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HappyThursdays · 10/01/2021 21:54

@TrashPanda

He's definitely separated now and moving back up north.
I thought they got back together for their child? Did it not work out?

Though without casting too many aspersions about age gaps, I do think 27 years catches up on you at some point

Slub · 10/01/2021 21:58

He is attractive to be sure but Sean "The dark destroyer" is my crush!

Workyticket · 10/01/2021 22:00

Oh - me too! I also crushed on Robbie Coltrane when he played Cracker - thrure similar.

DP on the other hand is a slim fitty - he says my taste in men is bizarre

purplepine · 10/01/2021 22:01

I think it’s the sexy voice and commanding presence combined with the high level of intelligence that does it for me! And I love his facial expressions!

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Waxonwaxoff0 · 10/01/2021 22:03

The arrogance thing could just be a persona but I find it really off putting anyway. He seems to be a sore loser, he always seems really pissed off when he gets beaten whereas Paul Sinha always seems genuinely pleased for the team.

Pebbledashery · 10/01/2021 22:03

Wikipedia says his wife is his second cousin Hmm

Annamaywong25 · 10/01/2021 22:06

@Workyticket

Oh - me too! I also crushed on Robbie Coltrane when he played Cracker - thrure similar.

DP on the other hand is a slim fitty - he says my taste in men is bizarre

I also had a crush on Robbie Coltrane....thought I was the only one [grins]
ToffeeNotCoffee · 10/01/2021 22:07

I've had a crush on him for years. Then he married his second cousin and went right off him.

Then they split up and he's lost weight, I catch myself noticing him again. Phwoar.

We would have the personality clash from hell but looks are free.

purplepine · 10/01/2021 22:11

whereas Paul Sinha always seems genuinely pleased for the team.

The Sinnerman seems lovely, as does the Dark Destroyer. But they just don’t do it for me in that way! Blush

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Itsabloodybingthing · 10/01/2021 22:22

I’m originally from where The Beast lives and my family still live there. I’d moved down south and came home one weekend to surprise my Nan. I nipped into Dunelm before I went to her house. The Beast was in the queue buying tea towels and a few places behind, was my Nan. I walked over to her and said “surprise!” She glanced at me and said “oh hello love... look over there it’s him from the Chase!” She was very impressed with his size and very underwhelmed at my surprise visit.

NiceLegsShameAboutTheFace · 10/01/2021 22:34

@Forgothowmuchlhatehomeschoolin

Get to the back of the queue. I definitely saw Bradders first Grin

PawPawNoodle · 10/01/2021 22:43

I have a weird sexual thing about him too. Neither him nor Greg Davies are the sort of men I usually go out with but that doesn't stop them both being fab dream shags.

steff13 · 10/01/2021 22:48

The Beast from Beauty and the Beast was way hotter than the prince. I would have been very disappointed when he changed.

HopingForOurRainbowBaby · 10/01/2021 22:50

@Waxonwaxoff0

YABVU.

I find him incredibly arrogant, that puts me off.

Apparently he is!! Someone I met on a coach holiday a few years ago said he came to the bingo hall her and her friend went to and he shunned anyone who tried to talk to him and just kept banging on about how famous he is. She said he's the most arrogant person she's ever met.
OverTheRubicon · 10/01/2021 22:50

@ShirleyPhallus

Gross

BUT, the Beast from Beauty and the Beast would get a seeing to. He was much sexier as a beast than a prince

Yes. But in the original cinema version from when we were younger that didn't have the learning montage where he had to learn to read and use a spoon. Put me right off him, as I was teaching my own children to do those things around the same time as I saw B&B again as an adult....
ButtWormHole · 10/01/2021 22:54

Ew no

PixieLaLa · 10/01/2021 22:54

I also thought this was going to be about the Beast from Beauty and the Beast but as it’s not YABU 😂