OMG I just saw someone walking their great big dog not on a lead not wearing a mask ...

[Tenyearsgone]

What's more they were lighting fireworks and buying non essential items from the offie!

I'm shaking and crying and calling 1O!

@ReallySpicyCurry I had a vague memory of said thread thankfully you were not imagining it 😂

I voted yabu because you are obviously a daily fail reporter as you didn’t call mi5 immediately while chasing them down in your dressing gown waving your spatula covered in lube!!!

Could we wear merkins instead of masks?

I blame Brexit. Or Megxit. I lose track.

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?

Is T-Rexing like tea bagging?
But greener?

@Tenyearsgone

Could we wear merkins instead of masks?

I am on the phone to 101 asking now.

Are they vintage merkins because the new ones all come from China?

Maybe merkin style masks will be the new look for 2021. Put that in your article daily fail. They will sell. Hairy beard masks for the win.

Can Amazon Prime deliver me a merkin before Monday, January 4th,though hell may bar the way?

Do not type merkin into the Amazon search bar btw

My very hairy dog is being groomed next week

I can supply ginger fur for merkins, just PM me

(please please dont)

It's definitely Megs fault. The big narc.

Off to google merkins.....

amazon prime will bring us all merkins by monday! they will be the new essential school run essential look. If the school run will be on! if not they will be the perfect homeschool working from home accessory! work collegues and kids alike will not see our slightly stressed faces behind out fabulous bejazzled facemerkins! we will await announcements next week to see if they are home or school run accessories but for sure amazon will bring them!

But Brenda wrote on Facebook that only green poodles have to wear masks. I'm so confused with all these rules now!

@ReallySpicyCurry

For some reason this has reminded me of the thread (is it in Classics now?) about the woman who was pure ragin at her DH for walking around Tesco pretending to be a T-Rex.

She was fummin too, I think.

God, did I imagine that thread?

Nope! Can’t be arsed searching for it, but it was definitely a real thread.

Actually it was pretty easy to find:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1498923-Shouting-at-me-in-the-supermarket

green poodles in tier one have to wear masks. All poodles in tier two have to wear masks. All dogs in tier three have to wear masks. Tier 4 dogs must stay at home and howl. Dont you follow the rules? Unbelievable - this is why our country is not as good as New Zealand.

I remember seeing that 1 lol

@Still1nLove

Off to google merkins.....

Dont

Shit can't un see them now.

@copernicium

But Brenda wrote on Facebook that only green poodles have to wear masks. I'm so confused with all these rules now!

But what did Sharon say?

Off to google merkins
I just did.

Probably a thick, far right, Brexit supporting racist to boot! Quick call Jolyon!

Christ, is there no rest bite even on NYE?

@CardoMondo I'm sorry, Sharon can't respond, she has already had her microchip vaccination.