OMG I just saw someone walking their great big dog not on a lead not wearing a mask ...

[Tenyearsgone]

What's more they were lighting fireworks and buying non essential items from the offie!

I'm shaking and crying and calling 1O!

Quoted the WRONG ONE ARGH

My dog is too pissed on the Baileys to keep his mask on.

Does that make him exempt?

Are you sure you're crying and not screaming at it?

Ring 999 immediately. You must be incandescent with rage.

If you were my neighbour, I'd report you.

Is B & M open tomorrow? I need to shake and tremble up the dishcloth aisle.

I just spat tea all over myself at this thread. I'd put cheese in it and everything. DH then ate all of the biscuits so now I'm going to LTB. Shaking and crying.

Fumin hun, there’ll be reeper cushions, all sneks round ere

Where did they park their car?

@zaphodbeeble

Fumin hun, there’ll be reeper cushions, all sneks round ere

Sneks everywhere hun. DISCUSTIN

I've just remembered the mad woman who put cheese in her tea and now I actually am chuckling.

@zaphodbeeble

Fumin hun, there’ll be reeper cushions, all sneks round ere

I am not the grammar police and I don't want to be petty but it is

Fuming.

@Aweebawbee

Where did they park their car?

Somewhere A-Z Like?

Yabvu he could have been exempt did you you even check to see if he had a lanyard? 😂😂

Yabvvvu for not making a citizens arrest.

I think we should all pay an extra monthly tax to fund free tissues for sobbing Mumsnetters. Plus new keyboards for everyone who has spat coffee on them in outraged horror. It’s only fair.

@Emeraldshamrock

Yabvvvu for not making a citizens arrest.

I'd love too do that. Arm up the back.

I love a good fumm.

@IHaveBrilloHair

I've just remembered the mad woman who put cheese in her tea and now I actually am chuckling.

A quarter of a teaspoon of cheese in your cup of tea is more than enough

I'd love too do that. Arm up the back.

Leg? It is a dog?

LTB

@Chutneymaura

What you need is a Spa day 🤣

Or to get a cleaner or driving lessons. Or go low carb. Make sure your DCs don't have fruit either.

For some reason this has reminded me of the thread (is it in Classics now?) about the woman who was pure ragin at her DH for walking around Tesco pretending to be a T-Rex.

She was fummin too, I think.

God, did I imagine that thread?

You could sit on him and his dog waiting on the police.
Let off his fireworks as an SOS.

Someone will be along in a minute to tell you your cat will die if you didn't take your dog out in a mask.

We need a diagram