'' operation yellow hammer turns to operation brown trousers "" 
Gosh, excellent...
That should be a headline in paper.. The sun loves headlines like that!
I can't understand why the army wouldn't be called on to quickly roll out loos and cooking tents? All done in strict hygiene way.
What implications are there for the virus if lorry drivers are defecating by the road?
Animals picking it up and is on?
Then I've just seen on sky that only those at the airport have been offered the tests but they are at the back of the queue and can't get anywhere.
So now some bright spark is moving it to the front of the queue. Those poor lorry drivers, I bet communication down there is awful, and the police as well, having to deal with furious drivers in a pandemic, shouting at them...
It's a mixing pot for the virus. Disaster.