... to ask you to tell me a dirty/flithy story

[AWordsWorth]

I'm totally totally bored. Myself, DH and DD are isolating at home. DD has a minor cough and temp. Initial covid test negative, waiting on a 2nd test and result, resigned to thinking it will be positive :(

Here is mine:

Last year for her birthday my DSis had a chocolate cheesecake. She had saved one slice. During the cleanup afterwards I ate it! I was feeling peckish, it looked so nice, and it freed up some space in the fridge. I know it was wrong, but it felt so right.

Our bin on wheels has not been clean because cleaning man self isolates

Crying at some of these stories!! Best I can offer is when DS1 had a nappy volcano whilst sitting on my lap, I was howling with laughter as the shit kept on coming and I was covered in it. Exh came in the lounge, saw us both and the poonami and threw up on the spot!

@NancyPickford

This is how I kinda appear to people nowadays (those who don’t know me), but I could tell you tales from the 70s, 80s and 90s which would make your hair curl. Never judge the sweet old ladies at face value! 🙂

I love this. I'm never going to look at Aunt Doris the same again.

DD positive test as feared (nurse, so we had expected it), but we had plans in place. DH and I are feeling 100%, tested and waiting. DD feeling good too.

Apologies for the misleading title. I was bored :(

Thanks for the literotica link. Never heard of it! I wonder who writes all this stuff?? Looks like I’ll have opportunity to use it in the coming days :)
I might even submit a story, not the cheesecake one!

... and being to post the story here for critical MN review first! The dirtier the better :)

Glad I read the OP before I launched into great detail about my rather unexpected recent threesome . .

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@Hamster1111