My NDN does a sneeze which is the loudest I've ever heard, it kind of turns into a very loud scream noise. Makes me jump even through the wall, never heard anything like it. Last night woke me up in the middle of the night. Has to be heard to be believed. (I don't think they're especially ill or something because they do it a lot ie over months)
For background, NDN very noisy, constantly screaming at their dc and slamming doors, very loud in the garden, etc types
AIBU to think they could sneeze quieter eg if they were at the cinema or at work, or is sneeze volume fixed?