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Wtf mumsnet?! Are these really a thing....

77 replies

Bellsandwhistle · 12/12/2020 19:53

Seriously?! If I wanted to be “taken from behind” I’d like to think I wouldn’t be in my comfy onesie?! I’m on a few style and beauty threads - am I really the target market for advertising adult pjs?!

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/12/2020 21:14

Eeew!

Nasty!

Bellsandwhistle · 12/12/2020 21:15

But if you open the flap to use the loo... don't the pyjamas go on the seat? Ew.

Obviously the designer didn't have little boys in their house envy

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Bellsandwhistle · 12/12/2020 21:17

Like seriously?! I come to mn for parenting advice not Anal sex flaps. Sell out?! Much?!

Wtf mumsnet?! Are these really a thing....
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HuggedTheRedwoods · 12/12/2020 21:19

I too am pursued around the internet by the Bumflap Onesie

sorry you are being chased allmywhat but that's just proper made me laugh! Grin

PurBal · 12/12/2020 21:23

Aren't these just old fashioned style drawers/combinations/bloomers? Just a century out of date.

FestiveFannyGallops · 12/12/2020 21:31

I'd have loved to have been able to have sex with my PJs still on! But seriously, wtf?! Just no.

Badabingbadabum · 12/12/2020 21:32

I get these adverts! I use my phone and my ipad and Its only me who uses the google search and chrome and I do not know why I get these adverts! I don't look at anything that says I would wear or buy these

Crustmasiscoming · 12/12/2020 21:36

They aren't anal sex flaps, stop being so silly.

Chalfontstgiles · 12/12/2020 21:38

Interested. Have terrible IBS. The tartan ones could work for me. Might add to Xmas list.😁

Bellsandwhistle · 12/12/2020 21:49

Omg how can anyone look at the welcome 2021 ones and not think bumsex?! Honestly how could you look at these and think oh well that’s handy for a wee?!! Seriously?! 🤨

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AlwaysLatte · 12/12/2020 21:51

It's just to go to the loo. Don't overthink it!

KizzyWayfarer · 12/12/2020 21:59

Almost every time I go on Mumsnet there’s that woman flashing her arse at me out of her tartan onesie. Make it stop!

PleaseLetIanBeDead · 12/12/2020 21:59

Theres a whole thread about these already

cdtaylornats · 12/12/2020 22:07

The tartan ones are just long johns

WitchesBritchesPumpkinPants · 12/12/2020 22:25

@Grooticle

There was a thread about these recently - I think when you sit down the flap is in the right position to go to the toilet, so that’s officially what the flap is for. But yes mega grim.
No, it doesn't, well maybe for a risky poo, but definitely not a wee!

The flap is just the rectangle you can see. Anal access.

Somehow cosy onesie & anal sex, just seems a weird combination!,

The reviews are the type people have been complaining about. They link them so their reviews cover ANY product they sell, which is why the comments seem really odd sometimes.

eddiemairswife · 12/12/2020 22:44

I had pyjamas like these when I was 2/3 years old.

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WeAllHaveWings · 12/12/2020 23:12

Showing my age here, the only thing the tartan ones remind me of is old cowboy movies where the long johns had the same access for using the loo.

VenusTiger · 13/12/2020 00:37

@Bellsandwhistle I don't own a onesie, never have, but I've always wondered if ppl go to the loo less often than they should, as it looks like a right pain!! Am I the only one agreeing with you though, that these look like rear-entry onesies? I mean, how would you have a wee with a flap that doesn't look like it goes around to the middle/front??

ItsALovelyDayToday · 13/12/2020 00:45

I thought men needed the pants flap so they weren’t pulling down their pants and exposing their arses in public loo urinal situations.

tommika · 13/12/2020 05:43

@ItsALovelyDayToday

I thought men needed the pants flap so they weren’t pulling down their pants and exposing their arses in public loo urinal situations.
That’s not necessary (Some men might) but in a urinal situation it’s easy to unbutton and unzip, keep your trousers up, and pull down the front of your underwear without pulling them down

If a man is ‘accidentally’ dropping his trousers in a public toilet then I’d be suspicious

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 13/12/2020 18:23

I thought men needed the pants flap so they weren’t pulling down their pants and exposing their arses in public loo urinal situations.

Most boys learn not to do this from a young age. A grown man lowering his pants to his ankles to use a urinal would be as ridiculous as a mum getting completely starkers-topless to breastfeed a baby in a cafe.

Woewoewoejoy · 13/12/2020 18:53

This was on a thread not long ago. And since then this advert pops up daily...Envy not envy!!

MorganKitten · 13/12/2020 18:58

Onesies like this have been on sale at least 15 years....

Mamette · 13/12/2020 19:16

Dolly Parton had one of these on on Graham Norton the other day.

I love Dolly with all my heart but Confused

Plus I think it was a stunt bottom.

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