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[pepsicolagirl]

If someone asked you for 3 gifts ideas right now, what would you suggest?

Whitley Neill rhubarb gin (it's proper gin strength, not a liqueur)
Rain Steam and Speed jigsaw
cryptic crosswords book
scent - Kahaia from Body Shop
slipper socks
exercise mat
insulated bottle

Spa day
Shopping vouchers (for clothes)
Lumispa

A medium-sized glass bowl for the kitchen. The small one I have is too small and the big one is too big.

An Amazon gift card so I could indulge my Kindle habit.

Personal training sessions

A hot pink Parlux hairdryer

A big bottle of Chanel Allure

A trip to NYC

That is all

A festival ticket for next year (hopefully)
A new tent (had my eye on particular one for solo camping)
Anything off my Amazon wishlist (could be bought elsewhere)

& membership of The Mall Galleries

A massive stoneware mug big enough to require 5 teabags for a decent brew Isn't that a teapot?

THE pyjamas

@pepsicolagirl

If someone asked you for 3 gifts ideas right now, what would you suggest?

Are you Father Christmas, looking for genuine, honest suggestions from us? I posted my letter to you on 1st. December (as every year) and I will also hang a copy on the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve ( as every year) so you can use that as a checklist that you brought the right gifts. And, I promise; this year i won't drink your wee dram and eat your mince pie, only leaving the carrot for Rudolph!

1. Lasik.
2. Perfume - Gucci or Chanel.
3. A gorgeous everyday necklace I found through another MN thread on here tonight (Ana Verdun).

A new book, a naice candle and some pjs.

Sorry. Got Lasik on the brain. Wishful on my part.
(runs off to find wine)

paddle board
nice pjs
aldi big candle

Fantasy gifts (purely selfish):

Biggest possible bottle of passion fruit cleanser from the Body Shop
Texan bars and lots of ‘em!
A tenth share in this week”s Euromillions. Not greedy, me!

In reality, I’ll probably get and love bath stuff, Zubrowka and chocolate.

A nice cosy jumper with sleeves that are long enough for my orang utanesque arms.
A Harry Potter Lego set - Diagon alley if you are feeling extremely flush, the Knight bus for something more modest.
Emma Bridgewater Christmas crockery, particularly a star shaped plate or a Ho Ho Ho mug but I love all of it.

Perfume
Jumper with leggings kinda tracksuit
Hair vouchers

Nice pyjamas
Sweaty Betty leggings
Voucher for a massage

A dog ! One that won't eat the youngest child age 11 , soft silky ears, a pointy nose or a smooshy face. Staffy or greyhoundish beast or even better both room for two

Failing that a book token and some new trainers or walking shoes.

Noble Isle Whisky candle or diffuser
Floor lamp
This print https://www.kingandmcgaw.com/prints/olle-eksell/ogon-cacao-1956-one-eye-438674?gclid=EAIaIQobChMInqfqkLTE7QIVE7rtCh3W6wB9EAQYAiABEgJygPDBwE#438674::frame:8802299glass:770007media:0

@karmadramallama
A plant subscription is a great idea- my husband would kill me as he thinks my obsession for green plants is all very 1970s

A private number plate .
Botox.
Perfume.

Books, a nice rug, some picture frames

Roof rack
Buoyancy aid
Velvetiser

No idea. Really struggling. DH not happy with me as I have given him zero ideas!

Have a lot of baby weight to lose so no clothes though my wardrobe desperatlely needs updating.

In a dream, non covid world:

Hotel stay somewhere fancy
Tickets to live music
Personal trainer

Gorse perfume
A moth trap
Case of ale

Half a day to myself.
Other than the impossible .. . Not really anything

A really posh beautiful candle. The big 3 wick type

A huge plant in a beautiful bronze and green pot

A big soft rainbow wool tasselled throw blanket thing

Shall I PM you my address?