I’ve put on three stone. It can’t be because I was unintentionally eating biscuits?!

[Dishwashersaurous]

I appear to have put on three stone. But it can’t be anything to do with my actions because I only unintentionally ate the biscuits and therefore it doesn’t matter.

Anyone else done anything unintentionally??

Chocolate Oranges keep disappearing round here. I keep finding the empty packaging in little heaps round the house. I don't know who's doing it.

I live alone.

Snap them in half, then all the calories fall out

Brilliant

Food eaten straight from the fridge while standing in front of it with the door open has no calories. Or so I've heard.

@UnconsideredTrifles I was eating the last biscuit in the packet as I read your post, purely to save the children squabbling over it, a noble sacrifice in the name of peace.

It was the lockdown. Lockdown has altered ALL the scales in the country

Chocolate Oranges keep disappearing round here.
Well they count as one of your 5 a day so that's ok

@MikeUniformMike wins with mini-cereal code of conduct!!!

Someone eating all the boxes of Frosties and Coco Pops but leaving the All Bran?

I ate some chocolate but in a limited and specific way.

My jeans are now tight.

The two can’t have any correlation surely?

@Eckhart Not sure if you need to know these were £1 each at Tesco this morning!

I blame my ndns and all the home baking

Fool, you should have broken them. Broken ones don't contain any calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

Yeah, I unintentionally chucked a brick through the window; don't understand why the glass broke. Really weird, because it was unintentional...

Well I do hope that there is no intentional bullying going on in this thread!

(Unintentional bullying may continue freely - of course.)

I have no idea why I'm gaining weight then, as I only ever get to eat my food cold from the fridge from Tupperware, and never at the time when it's hot. We also buy all our biscuits already broken because they are cheaper that way.

I’m unintentionally avoiding this annoying client I need to call this afternoon

I have unintentionally eaten an entire tub of hero's this week op. Completely by accident. I feel your pain.

I have unknowingly become tracksuit shaped - not much actual weight gain (pounds rather than stones) but am now soft and droopy everywhere. Rather like the jersey clothing I live in. Put on jeans and a fitted top the other week and they actually hurt!!

@oohyoudevilyou

I have unknowingly become tracksuit shaped - not much actual weight gain (pounds rather than stones) but am now soft and droopy everywhere. Rather like the jersey clothing I live in. Put on jeans and a fitted top the other week and they actually hurt!!

Your jeans are unintentionally hurtin you.

I have intentionally eaten healthily for the past two days until today when I intentionally went to the post office which is inside a local supermarket and, during my visit, two boxes of special offer cookies fell into my hands. I unintentionally purchased them, brought them back home and also unintentionally ate one box therefore unintentionally buggering up said intentional healthy eating. I am also unintentionally four stone overweight, well, possibly five but who's counting?!

"Your jeans are unintentionally hurtin you."

@Dishwashersaurous

I appear to have put on three stone. But it can’t be anything to do with my actions because I only unintentionally ate the biscuits and therefore it doesn’t matter.

Anyone else done anything unintentionally??

But are you 'quietly kind' OP? If so then you are also misunderstood so have a brownie point for that

@1WildTeaParty

Well I do hope that there is no intentional bullying going on in this thread!

(Unintentional bullying may continue freely - of course.)

No bullyin goin on here.

Tis The Season.

So far I have unintentionally eaten a whole box of choc cherry liqueurs and a Lindt Choc Reindeer that were ready to be wrapped for Xmas presents.

I've unintentionally spent over £300 on outdoor Christmas lights. I'll be fucking outraged if the money is taken from my bank account.

I may also have shouted and swore at the biscuits- but I’m sure that they didn’t mind

@Dishwashersaurous

I appear to have put on three stone. But it can’t be anything to do with my actions because I only unintentionally ate the biscuits and therefore it doesn’t matter.

Anyone else done anything unintentionally??

Do you know the rules about biscuits? They have been written down you know, and I am pretty (haha) sure you were given a copy of the biscuit rule book when there was all that kerfuffle about you sneaking off without telling anyone and eating toast with the people next door.