To ask if you ever do something

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.... that's so stupid without thinking & then your like why the f**k did I just do that?

I just made a cup of juice for my DS, and without putting the lid on chucked it in the bottom of the pram?! Why!!! What was I thinking?

Put my purse in the fridge and took a block of butter to the shops.

Got a lovely bubbling lasagne out the oven the other day. Took off oven gloves to grab the dishing up spoon/spatula from the drawer then decided to reposition the lasagne dish. Forgot to put the oven gloves back on. Bloody hot.

Chopped a load of tomatoes yesterday so a salsa I was making - put them all straight in the bin

Put clingfilm over a bowl of leftover macaroni cheese. Put the bowl in the cupboard and the clingfilm in the fridge 🤷🏼‍♀️

I've got a scar on my thumb because when I dropped a tin I was opening, and tried to catch it by grabbing the sharp metal edge.

After the time I carefully diced carrots for a ragu then scraped them off the board into the washing up water

Haha!

Drained a full pan of pasta into a colander - not over the sink but over my foot. Still have a lovely scar. I had the flu and could barely stand but had to feed dc. Was the icing on the cake.

Had children?

I excitedly reached into my bag at work telling a colleague how hungry I was and looked down to see id packed an onion and not an apple

Poured my lovely bone broth down the sink and stood looking at the bones remaining in the colander

Went to get a beer for DH, opened the bottle, and just lit a match in front of it. I was so tired.

The purse in the fridge and butter to the shops has me howling 😂

I said hello to my husband's black jumper yesterday which he left on the bed. I thought it was the cat.

Years ago I dumped a pile of stuff from beside the kitchen sink into the soapy water in it and fished them out one by one to wipe and rinse. Wasn't too pleased to find one was my phone.

@Boulshired

Every time I home dye my hair, convince myself I won’t get it on my top this time.

When I used to hair dye I would be naked with a bin bag (with arm and neck holes) over me.

Walking around the bedroom with DS1 (1 month old) at 4am after no sleep, ended up putting a work dress on and sitting down to put makeup on whilst still rocking a screaming baby. DH took over before I got the straighteners out

Same child 2 years later got sent to ILs (so we could spend time with newborn DS2) with a bag packed with 1 newborn nappy, a carrot and 6 t shirts.

Strained bramble jelly through a muslin and colander straight onto the floor. It set instantly.

Another really stupid thing I've done is panicked because I couldn't find my bank card in my purse...while standing at the ATM that I had just put it into a few seconds earlier to get withdraw cash.

I once put milk in my only Lemsip.

Pretty sure I cried after that one.

Tore the house apart looking for my glasses. They were on my face.

I tried to cross a bog the other day and ended up calf deep... both legs. By the time it had slurped me in, neurons had fired, my other leg was already moving. My boots have nice tweed panels on them, as well as leather. (If anyone has a clue how to clean them up, let me know. )

@LongPauseNoAnswer
I have done the same on far to many occasions

Last night filled hot water bottle , carfuly put it on the bed with the pillow over it , 5 mins later went to get in bed and realised I had not put the stopper back on the bottle = one very wet bed and pillow.

A few weeks ago I put a plate under the grill for a minuet to warm up before putting my tea on it , took it from under the grill with no oven gloves on VERY hot , dropped it on the floor , I was finding bits of broken plate for days

All the time

Kettle in the fridge etc

Put a spoonful of coffee into my sugar jar instead of into the mug, also have poured the hot water into the coffee canister instead of into the mug.