To think the Four Seasons Total Landscaping farce is the funniest thing to have happened in 2020

[WilsonMilson]

I’m still laughing about this.

Trump’s people thought they were booking the Four Seasons hotel in Philadelphia for his big presser yesterday, and it turned out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium where Rudy Giuliani had to then speak. Surreal, but yet somehow a fitting end to the last 4 years of buffoonery.

But not all in the neighborhood were so amused. The 78-year-old employee manning the counter at the Fantasy Island sex shop, who declined to give his name, said the phone had been ringing off the hook since Saturday with callers asking: “Is Rudy Giuliani there?”
www.inquirer.com/news/four-seasons-landscaping-philly-trump-giuliani-hotel-biden-20201108.html

This one is my favourite...I don't think this will ever not be funny

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election-2020/i-saw-donald-trump-s-presidency-come-crashing-down-at-four-seasons-total-landscaping-b1699962.html

Looking forward to receiving my commemorative Four Seasons Total Landscaping t-shirt!

That Independent article :)

@thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter

It was perfectly Alan Partridgesque 👌

MELANIA I'VE JUST STOOD ON A SPIKE!!

This HAD to have been done on purpose by a pissed off member of staff to stick the boot in. Hilarious.

O thank you @JesusInTheCabbageVan, didn't know about Nige at the bookies. Made my day all over again, hurrah!

You've got to give a bit of credit to Rudi for pressing on with it!

It gets better...

MoonJelly

“ I suspect they did try, and the Four Seasons Hotel decided they wanted nothing to do with Trump.”

Yes, I suspect that Trump just tweeted it was at the Four Seasons (which he did then deleted it) before checking they’d actually host it. Four Seasons said no and then they had to find a similar sounding business so they didn’t lose face. Absolutely brilliant!

I did wonder if a disgruntled underling had done it deliberately to annoy him. 😀

YANBU.

F*cking classic. 🤣🤣🤣

A fitting end to the Trump presidency. Out with a whimper.

Apologies if this is already on here. So funny...
twitter.com/megstalter/status/1325503645794721792?s=21

You are not wrong. Had me laughing all day yesterday. Comedy gold with a side order of diamonds!

And Rudi has totally and utterly lost the plot! Good riddance to the lot of them.

They are revelling in it.

LOL, not only are you not being unreasonable, from my side of the Atlantic, it's the only sane response! And between a dildo store and a crematorium is the perfect metaphor for Trump's presidency. he has both screwed us (without a kiss, might I add), and has done his best to kill us. Thank goodness the light at the end of the tunnel is not an oncoming train!

They've sold out of masks already

Land and Order! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lawn and Order 😳😳😳😳😳

It could have been a Parks and Recreation script. Literally made up. Just brilliant

Sorry to resurrect this zombie thread, but Four Seasons Total Landscaping featured in Fiverr's Superbowl ad.

It's fucking genius!!