AIBU to cackle suffocate you evil little creatures

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AIBU to cackle suffocate & die you little bastards as I treat DD hair for headlice...I'm sure they'll hear and any offspring left will be to traumatised from watching their parents/siblings die they won't come back 😉

I was unreasonable to not follow my own fucking rule which is that we always treat at least twice usually three times with the silicone based treatment as there's always so little offspring fucker probably hiding in a headlice bunker that survives the first cull and then breeds another army of the evil little bastards! This time we combed regularly and guess what she had an army of new borns in her hair today! > Not envy!!!

Anyway all I can say is fucking bastards

And AIBU for whispering to them suffocate you little fuckers.

In case anyone hasn't guessed this is a light hearted thread of me venting that I broke my own fucking rule and this is why for the last 10 years I've always repeated treatments!

I wonder is it's to do with individual hair strand thickness??

We all have thick rather than fine hair. The treatment combs are crap they won't Combe the hair full stop!

I wonder if these electric nit combs are effective on pubic lice too ? A contaminated person could get quite a thrill by 'treating' themselves in more ways than one.

I especially love it if you catch one trying to escape down the nape of their neck once you've put the treatment on. I let the little bugger think it's got away for a moment, then I pick it off and delight in squishing it!

@WildRosie

I wonder if these electric nit combs are effective on pubic lice too ? A contaminated person could get quite a thrill by 'treating' themselves in more ways than one.

You've got a brilliant idea for a new gadget WildRosie It could be called The Buzz S(lice) 😂

@WildRosie

I wonder if these electric nit combs are effective on pubic lice too ? A contaminated person could get quite a thrill by 'treating' themselves in more ways than one.

No no no did your mother never tell you don't mix electric shocks with gentials it can go wrong very wrong...imagine the smell of singed pubic hair!!!

Nit-crab nurse can take the risk.

• I DEMAND you use the electric nit comb.
• That counts as an extra. £100 please.
• Bargain. American Express ?

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