I have tasted the worst drink in Christendom. Can you top this?

[Iamthewombat]

Category, as Ru Paul would say, is alcoholic drinks aimed at women.

I bought a bottle of Malibu Strawberry Spritz at Morrison’s last week. I like Malibu (don’t judge me) and strawberries and fizzy things.

I opened it last night. Christ, it was awful. Tasted like a weird blend of kids’ medicine and saturated sugar syrup. Not sure how you can make something like this taste un-fruity. And it was virulent pink.

Down the sink it went, even the plughole seemed to be resisting it by vomiting up the pink foam.

I can’t imagine anything worse but maybe you know differently.

YABU = yes, there are worse alcoholic drinks aimed at the ladies and I’m going to give you details.

YANBU = no, nothing sounds worse than Malibu Strawberry Spritz.

I love kinnie and drank loads of it in Malta. I think they did a stronger, more bitter one as well.
Black balsam I also liked but approach with caution it is a bit lethal.
There was a drink in riga made with birch sap. That wasn't good.
Red star Chinese whisky. Probably best used for clearing blocked drains.

What's that Turkish salty yoghurt drink called?

Durgh? I've had a similar version in another country and it was AMAZING! Like drinking liquid halloumi

I've just realised it's spelt "Doogh" - apologies!

Like drinking liquid halloumi sounds revolting

My grandads barley wine. And absinthe - took longer to prepare than it actually stayed in my stomach. This was NYE in Prague though and a small amount of alcohol had already been consumed...

I had a glass of low calorie cava at a Miller & Carter once. It was revolting. (I have no idea why I even finished the glass.) When the waitress asked if I'd like another I told her I'd rather be fat.

Another unspeakable drink (not specifically aimed at women) is Turkish turnip juice. Called Turnib, I think.

@Wolfff

A walnut liquor from Italy, in a weird nut shaped bottle. Made my stomach churn for days afterwards. That was at a time when I'd pretty much drink anything.

I was given a bottle of walnut flavour schnapps that was delicious.

Do hot drinks count? The white chocolate Options is foul. Like drinking thin watery custard.

Artichoke liqueur. I had to try it. Regrets? I had a lot!

Those little bottles of Aperol they sell at Lidl are pretty rank.

I thought Aperol was quite a "posh" drink, Is everyone pretending to enjoy it?

I had that Malibu spritz the other week and agree it wasn’t nice. I still drank it thoug!

I thought Aperol was quite a "posh" drink, Is everyone pretending to enjoy it?

To be fair to myself, I'm just one drink away from being teetotal, but it tasted like a fairly strong cleaning fluid to me

@AuntieMarys

Non alcoholic red wine. Yuk.

Non-alcoholic anything that's meant be alcoholic! The clue is in the name! I'd rather drink Cream Soda, which is my other most-hated flavour in the UK (I'm from SA where cream soda is a lovely bright green magical drink)

Cleaning fluid and soda, delicious

I quite liked Beverley

This www.edinburghgin.com/our-gins/plum-and-vanilla-gin-liqueur

Bright red, looks just like Beechams cough medicine, oh well I’m sure it doesn’t taste like it......yep, it does!!

Echo Falls Summer Berries tastes worse than drain cleaner

I too expected this to be about Epcot’s Beverley drink. But for me, the world’s worst drink is Bovril. An elderly aunt once made it for me when I was already feeling unwell as a child; took one sip and was sick. Salty and foul.

Echo Falls Summer Berries tastes worse than drain cleaner
Much much worser

@Itwontrainallthetime

Haven't drank Lambrini for years so when I saw Parma Violet Lambrini for sale ,I was excited to try this as I love Parma Violets. I couldn't even get past the first few sips. I was expecting it to be sweet ,but nope it was bitter nothing like I expected, my husband drinks anything alcohol wise and even he couldn't stomach it.

But Palma Violets aren't sweet. They are chalky with a disgusting aftertaste. Sounds like they got the flavour

@Mrsjayy

Echo Falls Summer Berries tastes worse than drain cleaner Much much worser

Indeed

Yes to the butterbeer - disgusting. And expensive. And not even alcoholic.

Dandelion and burdock is disgusting too.

Ginger and Lemon Kombucha - I love ginger and lemon, and I like sour flavours - but this stuff made me gag. Utterly revolting

@Stillfunny.
I used to love a pint of red witch back in the day. Way better than any flavour 20/20!!

Brandy & Babycham... preferred xmas tipple of my in laws. The first year I met them I drank it out of politeness but these days I know them well enough to ask for a glass of Tixylix instead.