To ask you to pray for Donald and Melania?

[TheJessicaClarke]

Please

I knew how this thread would go

@AdoptedBumpkin

I knew how this thread would go

There you go op, we have fortune tellers and voodoo doers all on the one thread. Who needs prayers?

Cracks me up every time (absence of definite articles always funny)

They've got the entire US religious right praying for them, I'm sure that's plenty.

@DelilahDingleberry

I’m praying he makes a full recovfefe

Ahahaha THIS has brightened up a pretty awful evening

He’ll be fine. Just needs to drink some bleach and he’ll be right as rain again.

it was hair from her hairbrush actually

I was afraid of that. Trump's will be harder to get. I mean, it's tightly woven around his head.

😂

nope i don't pray

I wish both him and his wife well

As I said in my (virtual) team meeting this AM. I have always believed that I am a person who does not wish ill on others (and my career means I have encountered sadists, psychopaths and sociopaths). But I admit to being slightly conflicted right now....

Evil wotsit

This is a joke, right???!!

Not religious, but I've had Covid 19 and it ain't nice. So, the best I can do is offer my good wishes, which in the end mean bugger all.

He's been taken to hospital, maybe god has been listening.

@TheJessicaClarke do you remember this? how he prayed for Hillary when she was sick?

Trump mocking

Yes, Trump is headed to the Walter Reid medical centre ‘for a few days’.

@Ohalrightthen

Oh I'm praying alright.

😂😂😂

WTF! No I won't pray for Trump. That man deserves everything that's coming to him. He has blood on his hands.

No, I’m afraid I’ve cancelled that cheque.

Nah. I'll pass.

Thread has improved a lot in the last few hours. Couple of deletions now. I am not alone.

@ReeseWitherfork

I’m praying he makes a full recovfefe

😂😂😂

Am I missing something funny here?!

I was surprised Melanie got close enough to catch it, guess could be other way round ...