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Is it normal to fart in your sleep?

83 replies

DebbieFiderer · 13/09/2020 06:21

I was woken by a phone call at 4.45 this morning and haven't been able to get back to sleep. I am now lying here is bed listening to DH sleeping peacefully, with occasional gentle parps emitting from his backside. Farting in one's sleep has never really occurred to me (and I would have now way of knowing if I do it myself!) so I was wondering how common it is? (and also thinking what odd things you think about while lying awake in the early hours!)

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DebbieFiderer · 13/09/2020 06:21

Didn't mean to enable voting, also thought I was in Chat, sorry!

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ElizabethMainwaring · 13/09/2020 06:23

Yes. It's perfectly normal and commonplace.

RepeatSwan · 13/09/2020 06:25

How have you got this old and not known this Grin

Same for people and dogs

Crockof · 13/09/2020 06:25

Who rang you?? Yes normal but annoying when trying to get back to sleep. Clever mind that the body knows the difference even when sleeping between a fart and shitting.

Wheelyyyy · 13/09/2020 06:31

😂

IDontMindMarmite · 13/09/2020 06:36

May I recommend enabling the setting on your phone that silences phone calls overnight. You can set exceptions for certain numbers or if any number calls twice.

Teacher12345 · 13/09/2020 06:40

According to DH I do this Blush He has nothing left to emit by bedtime!

SandysMam · 13/09/2020 06:41

@Crockof that really made me laugh!! Let’s hope so anyway Grin

DebbieFiderer · 13/09/2020 06:42

Bit tricky to block calls when I am on call, wouldn't go down too well with work Wink

Crockof - exactly - the things the body can do!!

Bless him, they are such gentle little parps, it's almost cute. Almost.

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KatherineJaneway · 13/09/2020 06:43

Perfectly normal.

Lindy2 · 13/09/2020 06:45

Everyone farts in their sleep. In my experience it's babies that let out the loudest sleep farts. It must be all that milk they drink.

Khadernawazkhan · 13/09/2020 06:54

LTB. It's utterly vile and abusive behaviour. Smile

Hope you got back to sleep and are well rested!

ChardonnaysPetDragon · 13/09/2020 06:58

My dogs do it all the time. One of them wakes up from the smell and looks at me with a lot of bemusement.

msflibble · 13/09/2020 07:01

DH farts like a trooper at the best of times but at night it's constant. I often find myself dreaming about changing nappies because of the constant ejections of toxic gas gently puffing from the folds of the duvet. Some of his farts smell exactly as if someone has shat in the bed. It was even worse when we had a loft bed and the farts would linger for ages with nowhere to go

EsterOdesavitch · 13/09/2020 07:12

My DH gently parps throughout the night, as do I (allegedly). My very victorian stepfather, who referred to farts as "rude smells" and considered them the height of bad manners, once emitted the loudest trumpeting fart when having a kip on the sofa. I was 12 and just about died laughing.

I once knew a microbiologist, who explained to me in very technical terms how the nerves in that particular body cavity know the difference between gas and faeces (i.e when to trust a fart).

Until it malfunctions and all bets are off...

DebbieFiderer · 13/09/2020 07:17

Oh joy. Now he has started snoring. I should probably give up on sleep and just get up but my bed is sooo comfy...

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petrocellihouse · 13/09/2020 07:19

I’ve woken myself up by farting so loudly in the night! And I have no one else to blame, so I know it’s me. All perfectly normal.

maddiemookins16mum · 13/09/2020 07:25

@petrocellihouse

I’ve woken myself up by farting so loudly in the night! And I have no one else to blame, so I know it’s me. All perfectly normal.
Yep, me too. 😂
AbsolutWitch · 13/09/2020 07:44

I once farted so loudly I woke myself up

medusawashere · 13/09/2020 07:46

Hahah, excellent thread :D

My DH-to-be is quite the trouser cough supremo when he's awake but it rises (ugh) to a whole new level when he's asleep. If I wake up at about 6/7am, I'm subjected to the entirety of what I've affectionately called a Dawn Chorus of long farts that change in pitch and tone and actually last for a few seconds. His bowels wake up about an hour before he does and it's quite a funny way to wake up.

Before you ask, we're 35 :D Mere children.

Dollywilde · 13/09/2020 07:51

@Lindy2

Everyone farts in their sleep. In my experience it's babies that let out the loudest sleep farts. It must be all that milk they drink.
This is so true, I have a newborn DD and I never realised until the last month how loud a tiny persons farts can be!! There are times when I’m amazed she doesn’t propel herself out of the Moses basket...
Coffeecak3 · 13/09/2020 07:57

How else can humans expel all that gas privately?

My df is 89 and would never fart in front of anyone.
He somehow manages to save them up until he goes to the toilet and if I walk past the door it sounds like a brass band warming up!

butterpuffed · 13/09/2020 08:04

My dog was asleep and dead to the world and suddenly let out a squeaky high pitched fart. She shot up like bullet from a gun looking startled and was tearing round the room frantically trying to find out what it was and where it'd come from !

LegArmpits · 13/09/2020 08:06

My DH farted so loudly the other night that I sat up quickly shouting WHAT WAS THAT?! because I thought the cat had brought a duck in 😂

Iwasonceabrownie · 13/09/2020 08:14

LegArmpits
😂😂