Ds, aged 5 or 6, was a brilliant reader, but his year 2 teacher didn't know this as his writing was terrible (subsequent diagnosis of dyspraxia). One day she spotted him reading 'Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows', & gave him a bollocking for not 'choosing a reader that's more suited to your ability'. When ds politely explained that he'd read all the HP books in the series & was desperate to get to the end, she called him a liar & confiscated it. Fuck you, Mrs Bunns,
& congratulations to ds for his pair of grade 8s in English igcse this week
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Same school, year or two later, dd1 had a couple of chocolate coins in her lunchbox. It was January, we had leftover Xmas chocolates & I'd put them in in a moment of whimsy, thinking it would be a nice surprise for her to find them under her sarnie. Massive telling off from horrible dinner lady ensued - dd1, being a total goody goody, thought her world had ended & sobbed so inconsolably that they had to get her big brother out of class to calm her down
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Apart from anything, it was entirely MY fault - I had never run foul of their draconian 'healthy lunch box' policy before because I always did totally blameless lunches automatically, & I just hadn't given it a second thought...