Hi! I'm ok, still not trusting the urge to fart!
So, the moviprep wasn't as bad tasting as I thought although I did get fed up of it. I made it with flat lemonade.
My god, I've never experienced anything like it! Luckily I was able to lay on my bed which is next to the en suite door. Didn't stop passing liquid til half two in the morning!
I got to the hospital, 08:30. they had trouble getting the cannula in as I was so dehydrated (three litres of liquid shit!)
The sedation worked very quickly, it didn't hurt passing the camera in. It was uncomfortable when it turned, like horrible period pain, but not constant at all. Just a deep ache really. The entinox really helped, I must have been talking absolute crap!
There were three nurses and the consultant. There were screens everywhere and I watched the whole procedure, it was really, really interesting. I had eleven biopsies, these didn't hurt either.
As soon as the camera was out I was wheeled into recovery for 20 minutes (drifted off!) and then sat in a chair and had a drink of coffee and some biscuits. I was back home and in bed by eleven!
I felt really tired so enjoyed listening to the kids run riot downstairs with my husband while I enjoyed online window shopping and napping for the afternoon.
Not painful, just uncomfortable in place.
Oh, and the dignity shorts - hilarious!