To want to eat a jar of Nutella with a spoon for dinner?

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First day on period,vag feels like its going to fall out and I've got severe pain and sugar/carb cravings.Im calorie counting and ive been doing so well but feel like I might cave today.

I find that when the mid hits, Bread sticks dipped in Nutella does the trick!

Gosh now I'm really thinking about Nutella.....mmmmmmmmm. I think we have some at the back of the cupboard....

Do it OP - you've got to treat yourself to what you fancy when suffering period pain, and I hope you feel better.

I make my DS scotch pancakes which I ping in microwave for 30 secs. Aldi do American ones now too. Then put nutella on them with squiry cream on top. Look delish. I am always trying to be good.

Squirty cream sorry.

@JessStu I’m your people.

@GinDaddyRedux

If you don't 'get' a period thread, you know you're free to move on to something else. No need to be so obnoxious to the OP.

Chocs for me and favourite dvds.

@GinDaddyRedux

If women talking about their periods offends you then fuck off to one of the 1000s of man forums on the internet.

You would be very unreasonable if you didn't add crunchy peanut butter into the mix. Nutella and peanut butter on the same spoon will chase any period pains away.

Unreasonable to use a spoon, obviously. It has to go on toast soldiers or else.

@gindaddy such a troll

[quote anon5000]**@GinDaddyRedux

If women talking about their periods offends you then fuck off to one of the 1000s of man forums on the internet.[/quote]
I've noticed @GinDaddyRedux on a few threads today with pithy repartee like "wow" and "ok" like it's a little beneath their intellectual capacity to even consider wasting their time on such lowly nonsense.

Yet they continue to remain on MN. It's a mystery.

I have recently discovered something to rival Nutella: M & M's Chocolate Spread. Chocolate spread with M & M pieces rammed in it. Delicious. In fact it helped stop my dieting a few days ago by making me eat all of it. It was so good!
Hope you feel better soon.

@JessStu bloody genius! How have I never thought of this?! Twix spoon with PB, surely the food of angels!

Thankyou

Once a month i eat everything. My recent thing is a version of the American PB&J, i lightly toast the bread and thickly cover one in peanut butter and the other in nutella. BIG cup of milky tea. Period heaven.

What causes this intense, bottomless hunger?

I can recommend chocolate digestives used as a spoon for Rolo dessert.Orgasmic.

It would be unreasonable of you to use a spoon tbh. A twirl or fingers would suffice.

No. Though, the Malteser's spread is even better

Chocolate and caffeine make my cramps and period headaches worse I've always felt quite sorry for myself when other women talk about mugs of tea and choco feasts to ease their pain...

I have just used 4 plain breadsticks as carriers for my nutella. Like a massive Choc Dip

Nutella is evil stuff (can't stand the hazelnuts.) M&S milk and cookies chocolate spread on the other hand... Gone in one sitting! Period pains are always best counterbalanced with plenty of chocolate in my opinion!

I’m afraid chocolate hobnobs are my 👿 at the moment.

@UnfinishedSymphon genius!

No don't eat it with a spoon. Spread it on toast and then put crunchy peanut butter on top, and you have snickers on toast.

But yes eat the whole jar, that part is fine.

A man hath proclaimed this thread to be unworthy of Mumsnet. Disband, ye coven!

I fucking love Nutella. There's nothing quite like it when your period's due.