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womens magazine 'shock' stories are they really real ?

164 replies

romeolovedjulliet · 30/06/2020 19:44

such thrilling titles like 'he shagged my mum then killed our neighbour' 'he raped me, i had quads but i love him' and such rubbish. the mags really have gone down the last upteen years judging by the titles. if this shit was written on here ifwould get deleted as troll fodder.
aibu to think this way ?

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YesIDoLoveCrisps · 01/07/2020 23:00

I remember a headline BUTLINS KEPT GETTING ME PREGNANT.
What actually happened was a girl went on a family holiday to Butlins. Met a boy. Didn’t use birth control. Had a baby. Went back next year and the same thing happened. Then again the year after Confused

lockdownbaker · 01/07/2020 23:20

Noooooo! They pay friends or willing strangers, I know a trash journalist, it's all lies.

2020nymph · 01/07/2020 23:29

Thanks for the trip down memory lane, I used to read my mum's/nan's copies in the 90s, Bella was a favourite!

I once wrote a short story in the manner of the fiction stories in the magazines, my English teacher was not impressed! 😂

CeciledeVolanges · 01/07/2020 23:52

I once wrote a pretend newspaper story in the style of a tabloid and my English teacher was very impressed! At least I think so. It’s very far from my natural idiom.

This thread is amazing. I’m totally carrying my keys in a pita bread from now on.

Sittingontheveranda · 02/07/2020 00:08

I'm just after flicking through a 'mum tip and a hint' on Facebook. You put a basket in the boot of your car and fill it with things you often need when you go out - such as a spare toddler outfit, plasters, a bottle of water' and all sorts of other 'revelations'.

There were loads of comments underneath from people exclaiming it was a wonderful 'idea'. :)

bunpot · 02/07/2020 00:53

Amazing thread. MN is probably the new TAB

LaMarschallin · 02/07/2020 01:19

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Nobody has teenagers who are nasty vicious thugs - they're just rough diamonds (admittedly, they're no angels)

Occasionally, just for a change, they're "loveable rogues".

PotholeParadise · 02/07/2020 01:28

There was one headlined 'I had twins TWO YEARS APART!'

Turned out that she and spouse had fertility issues so they did IVF. They produced some embryos (properly, blastocysts at that stage) and froze them. In time they did an embryo
transfer with one which led to a successful singleton pregnancy. Then a couple of years later when first child was two, they completed their family with another IVF cycle, using the embryo they had frozen.

So now she tells people that her children are twins because they were technically conceived at the same time.

LauraAshleyDuvetCover · 02/07/2020 01:48

When I was doing my PhD there was a little newsagent nearby where we'd sometimes go at lunchtime to buy crisps or a drink. Every couple of weeks we'd buy a TAB, sit in the common room with our lunches, and take it in turns to read the stories out.

Lots of "I thought I had indigestion, but I was having TWINS" and "my dog saved my auntie's live" iirc.

LaMarschallin · 02/07/2020 02:46

bunpot

Amazing thread. MN is probably the new TAB

Just scrolled down AIBU and realised that you're absolutely right.

HeechulOppa · 02/07/2020 02:47

God, I loved these mags, fond memories of reading all my nan’s copies she’d save for my visits aged 12 - quite the education!

I used to be a teacher and found out, years after, about the tragic events that happened to one of my former students through TAB. It was so sad and they portrayed her as a villain (despite being acquitted of the alleged crime) and she was such a sweetheart.

Also remember a story about someone who has got into an accident running from a ‘mad dog’ - this was a story local to me at the time. Funnily enough they missed out the fact the ‘mad dog’ was a police dog who was chasing them because they’d just stolen some pretty expensive items (the dog didn’t hurt them, they hurt themselves trying to escape the police).

A lot of the stories come from public records of crimes that have been storified - you can usually tell if it’s not written in first person and there are no posed sadface pictures. So basically the ‘journalists’ going through recent court records and turning the case into a story.

They’ve definitely been mining international media for this - either taking stories from foreign equivalent magazines or international cases - lots of murders etc (they’re nearly always murdery stories). I guess they’re running out of shocking content in the UK, or need to find stories their readers haven’t already heard about. I love love love it when they anglicise little details in case Doris at number 10 can’t quite relate to those bloody Yanks - you read stuff like ‘I settled down with a big plate of chips and Baked beans in front of Corrie while hubby played footie and I had a chinwag with Mabel’, then It’s slipped in that the subject lives in Alberqurque, New Mexico. Really, Dana from New Mexico. You watched Corrie. In New Mexico. And ate baked beans. And your ‘Hubby’ plays ‘footie’. In Alberqurque, New Mexico. While having a chinwag. No you bloody didn’t!

And one time I saw the most glorious typo, where ‘social workers’ had been written as ‘social wankers’ - often wonder if anyone got fired for that.

UseARuler · 02/07/2020 02:57

I remember finding these at my gran’s house - they were oddly fascinating.

One story that sticks in my mind was about a morbidly obese woman who ate excessively (large dinner included a FULL chicken, ENTiRE chocolate gateaux for dessert and a multi bag of crisps).

Anyways, the article was explaining how her husband had to get a second job in the evenings to pay their ever increasing weekly supermarket costs.

DrCoconut · 02/07/2020 11:26

What always surprises me with these stories is how grim and old the people look. There's nothing wrong with looking your age but it's sad that these people are so weary and hardened by life that they look 60 and are actually in their 20's. Also when they claim to have had several long term relationships at 19. I'm not sure we're on the same page with long term. Do they mean their triplets born in the supermarket (or whatever the drama is) were the result of a second shag or something? And yes the gorgeous hunk who swept them off their feet usually looks like he belongs on crime watch.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 02/07/2020 15:02

What always surprises me with these stories is how grim and old the people look. There's nothing wrong with looking your age but it's sad that these people are so weary and hardened by life that they look 60 and are actually in their 20's.

Also the alarming number of young adults with numerous missing teeth. I'm genuinely not saying that to mock them, but I get the impression that a lot of their 'subjects' are possibly not the best educated or the most able to look after themselves - personally, physically, mentally - and make wise decisions. A lot of them actually seem quite vulnerable and child-like in their outlook and, I believe, exploited by the magazines for profit.

£500 or whatever upfront seems like an absolute fortune to people who are struggling, but, depending on the subject matter and the knowledge that it will be sensationalised, most of us would not deem it worth selling our reputations and possible future employment opportunities for if we could possibly find another way.

It might sound like quite a reach, but I can see some parallels with prostitution, where the poor and desperate will grasp at whatever opportunities for money they can, to keep the wolf from the door, and then have a lifetime to regret it. I definitely think that many lack the ability to understand that it's often like a modern-day lunatic asylum and, rather than empathising or admiring them, millions of people will just be laughing and jeering at them.

Don't misunderstand me: I always used to enjoy the absurdity of the situations and justifiably laughing at the woeful cliched editorial standards - as well as the genuinely nasty and lifestyle criminal sort - but it got to a point where I started to feel very uncomfortable indeed at what was frequently little more than bear-baiting of the underprivileged.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 02/07/2020 15:07

That last post probably sounded a lot more dour and judgey than I intended. There is a lot to have a good innocent laugh at and by no means all of the people in the stories are victims. The tips, especially, I'm convinced are mostly sent in for a laugh and an easy £25. The pitta clutch bag is just (crumbling, flaky) gold Grin

milcmxxx · 02/07/2020 15:16

I read one ‘cystitis nearly killed me’ - she had a kidney infection which lead to sepsis. I actually read that when I was 19, in hospital with a kidney infection that lead to sepsis!! Was terrified 😂. I only ever read them when I’m going on a plane, stuff like ‘my husband left me for my father!’ Etc haha, not sure if they’re true x

FenellaVelour · 02/07/2020 15:48

And one time I saw the most glorious typo, where ‘social workers’ had been written as ‘social wankers’ - often wonder if anyone got fired for that.

Freudian slip 😂

The80sweregreat · 03/07/2020 13:06

It is sad about teeth in the photos in these types of mags.
I do envy people with lovely white straight teeth.
My mum insisted on us going to the dentist and proper brushing etc etc but it didn't stop me have problems in my fifties and a couple of back ones had to come out even after expensive root canal and me trying to save them. The rest are not too bad but only because my mum nagged me to go along and to look after them from a young age.

I guess some people don't have this and don't even try to go , even if if they have a phobia of the dentist. My dh isn't as bothered about all this and only goes for a check up twice and year and a bit of brushing each day etc and he has marvelous teeth! Never any problems , grr!
All in the genes i guess!

Sittingontheveranda · 03/07/2020 14:27

and only goes for a check up twice and year and a bit of brushing each day etc

I only go once a year and to the hygienist once a year (I know that should be twice). I didn’t even know ppl went more regularly (if they don’t have ongoing issues with their teeth obviously).

SmileyClare · 03/07/2020 14:51

Also, for whatever reason the people in these stories are working class, low income and unfortunately lead quite chaotic unhealthy lifestyles..poor diet, smokers, alcohol issues. Not always of course but there is a trend.

People on low income are using NHS dentists. It's actually quite difficult to find a dentist these days that accept NHS patients and the service is basic. If a tooth is damaged or decayed it's usually just pulled out. Anything cosmetic would incur charges.

80's I had to have a back tooth removed and nearly passed out in the chair when my dentist named the price for getting an implant fitted in it's place! So I'm left with a gap now Sad

Pambalambalam · 03/07/2020 15:03

My friend and I sold a story years ago as we both had the same unusual medical incident at the same time Grin we were only in our early twenties and skint, and I think we got paid £400.

DatingDisasters · 03/07/2020 15:11

Does anyone remember that story TaB were publishing 16+ years ago about all these women going to Turkey and being attacked by the same man? It span over several months. I always wondered if anything ever happened to him.

SmileyClare · 03/07/2020 15:40

I don't remember the Turkish guy! There are always stories about middle aged women going to Turkey and a 20 year-old Turkish waiter falling head over heels in love with them it's never anything to do with their English bank balance It's true passion and they get married and spend lots of money trying to get their love into England.

Either that or Sandra who falls in love with an American soldier online. He runs into difficulties and Sandra has to use Western Union to transfer money over to him for various emergencies such as his leg falling off, his house being robbed or the plane he was coming from the U.S. on to see her getting hi jacked by pirates. Sandra doesn't think it's at all odd that the address she is sending her savings to is in Nigeria.Hmm

They always end with a photo of the poor woman sitting on her sofa in Tunbridge Wells looking at her bank statements with a very solemn face. Sad

GrolliffetheDragon · 03/07/2020 15:45

I know of two people who sold their stories to these magazines, so at least some of them are true.

Both were pretty grim, but one at least had an overcoming adversity thing going on.

PhilSwagielka · 03/07/2020 15:58

I used to read Take a Break as a child - my gran got it for the puzzles - and it was pretty grim, with the odd heartwarming story (like a woman who was reunited with all her brothers, and this was long before social media was a thing), but it's far nastier now. My mum put her foot down about me reading it when the cover had 'DIE TONIGHT' on it (the story was about a family car being stolen, and the dad was clinging onto the car). Does it still do the makeovers where the winner gets a swanky weekend in London?

It's rotten.com for housewives. Also, Take a Shite on Twitter/Facebook has some hilarious examples of tips.