Cummings is taking questions later today

[pontypridd]

How on earth is that going to go?

How does he remember this all in such minute detail?

So he was in a field of blues bells and went to woods twice and went to Barnham Castle. FFS!

What a crock of shit. Barely able to stand at the night but well enough to drive and collect from the hospital the next day? Yeah right.

Pissing in the woods 😂.

Yep,was at the Castle

What a ridiculous and convoluted tale. .

"So Mr Cummings, if this is true why did your wife write an account for the spectator magazine about being isolated in london"?

This is so boring. He should sack his scriptwriter.

Why is the story changing every few hours
At least the dickhead wore a shirt

Absolute bollocks, spin spin spin.

Complete BS

This is his strategy, to bore the journos into a coma.

Tested his vision driving - it was OK when he drove to the hospital though?

Yes, the “old man” saw him and seemed to recognise him

If his child was tested in hospital then we'll know if he had it!

This nonsense about driving in the car because he still felt ill and was testing whether he could make it back to London, does he actually think we'll believe this crap.

So he sat on a bench knowing he had the disease. What a load of bollocks.

Kids and babies asleep everywhere : bless

I think it could be 'Led by Donkeys' making the noise...

It does sound like braying
Exactly. Nicely done.

I actually laughed out loud at 'testing his eyesight', hilarious.

This is starting to remind me of Nasty Nick's faux apology about his behaviour on Big Brother!

OH, but he didn’t then go back again Durham

I refuse to watch it, I'm done listening to them.

Fucking hell - so he went for a test drive in Barnard Castle to check whether he was safe to drive?

Finding fictions already.

It is very easy to get black cabs in London as there are no tourists. You just need to go to a taxi rank if the apps don't get you one.

Aww poor Dom; he was only out in Barnard Castle to test if he could come back to work because we need him so much

What a gent...

He deserves an Oscar for this