Cummings is taking questions later today

[pontypridd]

How on earth is that going to go?

Iplayer keeps cutting out. Can anyone update?

This is fantasy

Huh? A security issue? That's been drummed up quick.

“Yes it's a poor me scraping a violin”

...through a loud speaker!

The viola protest is absolutely brilliant as it perfectly conveys the message that absolutely nothing he is saying makes any difference to the situation.

I know his strategy. He is going to bore us to death so that we give in and say "ok, you can keep your job Dom if you just shut up"

Sounds like someone's got a vuvuzela leftover

Watched 2 minutes but turned it over now. Cant stand to listen to him lie and since it doesnt look like he will resign, I'm done.

Is he going to bore us to sleep?

Indeed

I think it could be 'Led by Donkeys' making the noise...

Strange how it was a security issue then. But now when the nation hates him he is happy for his wife and child to be home.

Twisty bullshitting Gollum looking fucker.

No help at all. In the whole of London. Where his wife’s family and his brother is (so I read at least).

What about all the single parents struggling with several young children?
Clearly we should have all gone off to our parents- putting them at risk.
😤

Oh, he didn’t stop on the way! I salute the family for their bladder control

So, it's Matt Hancock's fault he couldn't get tested

And the press' fault his family were in danger

It’s so long I can no longer feel annoyed with him

But that sound was awful. Finally stopped

AnyFucker I was just coming to say the same thing.

Nawww it’s stopped now. Wish the bollox would stop.

This is utter fantasy.

Jackanory!

Boris playing a violin out the window.

Did he actually just blame the press and the public for making his family feel unsafe at home?

Weedy voiced little fecker isn't he.

What about all the single parents struggling with several young children?
Clearly we should have all gone off to our parents- putting them at risk.

Exactly