David Blunkett has come out today wanting schools to open and he used to be Labour education minister. We either need to get the schools back or make teachers redundant and give parents a voucher they can use at private schools as another option.
I'm sure all the parents with children at private schools would be delighted at little Harry from the Council Estate rocking up to their establishment! I bet they can stick lots more of kids in classrooms of 15 than the average state school. I bet the schools themselves will be even more delighted as it gives them reason to hike their prices so that they can retain their elite status and keep the riff raff out by making their fees too high to use state vouchers.
Anyway just because an ex Labour minister says the schools should go back still doesn't make it practical nor possible to do so within the guidance that has been laid out either. He might actually want to listen to all the reasons the unions are saying this isn't possible.
For starters, here is a simple maths problem for you to solve:
How do you fit 14 classes of 30 into groups of no more than 15 when you have a maximum of 15 separate rooms? And then staff it with at least one member of staff when you have 14 teachers and half a dozen teaching assistants?
People who have had a glittering education at an amazing private school have been taught them the sum total of fuck all about how the reality of how most people in this country live.
It's quite special to behold people talking about the virtues and superior nature of private schools when they churn out such muppets who don't have a fucking clue.
Or heres another logistics puzzle for you to wrap your head around
How do you stagger pick up and drop off times for 300+ children, some of whom have siblings in other classes MAKING SURE that all their parents stay more than 2metres apart whilst waiting and don't socialise with other parents?
Or merely,
How do you teach children through play when you've been told to remove all the toys you havent got the staffing power to clean?
These and so many other gems of bullshit.