People who send me FB friends requests when I don’t even know them, just because we know someone in common or are both on the same community FB page.
People who have crushed velvet curtains and sofas, mirrored or gilded furniture and sequinned bed linen/cushions.
Nail art. Daft pictures and patterns on your nails.
People with really shit tattoos.
Starting every answer to a question with ‘so,....’. this is becoming something of an epidemic.
Men with horrible hands and horrible nails. They mustn’t be badly bitten but they mustn’t be too long either. That creeps me out. Just neat and short thank you, anything else turns my stomach.
Men in jewellery. Especially gold necklaces and bracelets.
People who are terrible at washing up.
People who repeatedly get a specific word wrong, over and over again, even when you say it back to them correctly in the conversation several times and they still don’t pick up on it.
People who give you really shit coffee.
People who pierce their nipples or genitalia and think it makes them fascinatingly edgy and sexy.
Wacky coloured hair on otherwise ordinary and frumpy middle aged women.
Terrible cooks.
People who hold cutlery all wrong.
People who chew loudly or with their mouth open and make horrid smacking /chomping noises. 🤮
People who get food/sauce on the face or hands when eating and don’t wipe it off immediately and can’t even feel that it’s there. 🤮
People who leave the loo in a mess for someone else to deal with. Filthy fuckers.
People who rant on social media then say ‘Rant over.’ Like it’s the most original witty thing ever.
People who take far too many selfies and post them all for the likes and fawning comments. I cringe inside out at you, you vain, narcissistic fuckwit, stop it.