Mongering: What's your favourite thing to monger if not fear? *title edited by MNHQ*

[FunkyKingston]

Mine are

Cheese
Iron
And whores

In that order.

A woman having lots of children could be a Youngermonger.

And a plumber dealing with the natural consequences of all these toilet roll substitutes could be an Unbungermonger.

In my youth I played a lot of table tennis. I was a pingpongmonger.

Would a Mongermonger be the person who arbitrates whether a given trade or calling can be mongered?

That reminded me of the Little Britain Tom Baker voiceover, when he said something like:

"In Britain, if you want to buy a pet, you go to a pet shop.
If you want to buy a pet shop, you go to a pet shop shop.
And if you want to buy a pet shop shop.... you're just being silly now!"

Can’t believe MNHQ shagged your title like that. Now it makes no sense.