To ask what funny covenants you've got on your house

[IanHislopForPm]

I can't sleep (can you tell) and I'm going through the deeds of the house and one of the
(Many) covenants is that we're not allowed to sell fish on a Friday 😂 I read once about a landlord who instead of charging peppercorn rent insisted on 100 red roses 🌹 😂 I'm so excited that we're finally getting there now and we move in on Friday.

Our neighbours have a covenant that they aren’t allowed to annoy us. Shame they don’t seem to be taking any notice of that one.

We're not allowed to keep chickens which is rubbish as I would love some.

A rogue diplomat with a large collection of Kestrels and the landlord thinking: 'never again.'

Once had a letter from the management company of the flat I was renting, telling us not to leave electric toothbrushes on charge, no deep fat dryers (fair enough) and not to use harsh chemicals like cilit bang in the kitchen.

I've no idea how they were going to police how we cleaned.

No horses - in a second floor flat

@transformandriseup - oh how fussy of them! I'd ignore that and just open a stable

Love these! Any more?