Lighthearted - sayings that annoy you

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Are there any words/sayings that just make your skin crawl for no reason?

I can't stand 'hubby'
Or 'Bae' ... just what even ...?!

Little man. It's so annoying when people call their sons little man.

Little man went to the dentist today! I don't care where he went and he is two - he is a child/son/name of said son - plus I don't need Facebook updates of each jab, dental visit or hospital update. Thanks though!!

Going to the bathroom.....it's the toilet!
Reach out (I always want to follow with "I'll be there")
Step through - as in we're just going to step through this report
Going forward. Awful.
Little man.
Passed.

Over use if the word ‘obviously’ when referring to things that are not in the least bit obvious. I had a friend that used the word six times in under a minute and not one of the things he mentioned was ‘obvious’ and any way.

Presenters on tv shopping channels saying they thing I like about this is...’
Do you really like that. Do you. I don’t think you do. I think you reckon it’s a bag of shit and are trying to find one single redeeming quality to win a wager with the producer...

People who say aksed instead of asked. It seems to be an American thing.

Poorly
Supper
Simples!
Fat Coke
Expresso
Latte pronounced lar-tay
Lasagne pronounced las-arn-ya
Chipotle pronounced any way except chip-oat-lay!

So as I say
Hun
She's loved
He's loved
Not a day goes by

Pretty much all of the ones listed so far. I think the ones that annoy me most of all is when people say they "rocked up" and "turned around and said".

Kids or kiddies when referring to human children. It really makes my nostrils flare with irritation. I don't get the nostril flare when someone mentions young goats so it's definitely the usage rather than the word itself.

The absolute, hands-down worst for me is "I/he/she felt 'some type of way".

I know OP specified 'lighthearted', but I honestly loathe it with the fire of a thousand suns.

It's such an inexplicably pointless, semantically null expression.

What. F*ing. 'Type. Of. Way.' Do. You. Feel.

Any time I hear someone say it I feel like shaking them.

I quite like "cheeky nandos" really boils me makes you sound a bit thick though.

‘Oh my days’ - where TF did that come from?

‘There is’ with a plural. ‘There’s three of them...’ etc. It’s everywhere now but just makes me think thick/semi-literate.

CONtribute instead of conTRIBute really grates on me.
Ditto REsearch instead of reSEARCH.

So many already mentioned, esp. passed, passed on/away for died, needs cleaned - that’s everywhere now, too. As a pp said, I think it was a regional thing that’s spread like the CV.

"Thankyou for your support/ cooperation". Usually at the end of a notice from school where they are talking down to you. Like "please be mindful it will help your child if they do reading at home"...as if we dont know that and need them to tell us. They might aswell say "we think all you parents are thick".

Has anyone mentioned "y'all" yet. If you are from Texas, fine. If you're from Southend, just cringe.