Lighthearted - sayings that annoy you

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Are there any words/sayings that just make your skin crawl for no reason?

I can't stand 'hubby'
Or 'Bae' ... just what even ...?!

'Only me' or variants of it - e.g. 'got to the airport and didn't have my passport!!!! Only I would do that!!!!!'
Such an egotistical thing to say

Hubby
Making memories
Drama Llama
Fuming
“I turned round and said... “
L’il one
Nom nom
‘So’ at the start of a sentence
A ‘Pop’ of red or anything else
Being told to ‘Enjoy!’ a meal.
Gifted
Gotten
Pressies

Lots of others already mentioned including ‘passed’ for ‘died’; ‘like’; ‘text’ used as a past tense and plenty more.

Another vote for "myself". Often said as people think it makes them sound intelligent - it's (usually) wrong and makes you look thick

‘Give your head a shake’ or ‘give your head a wobble’. What? Why?

And 'mama'! Wtffff!! Does anyone say this in real life? Only acceptable in an American, deep south accent.

The disappearance of the word "the" when referring to the baby. "How's baby?" What, the lass from Dirty Dancing??

"I call a spade a spade me."

No! You're just tactless and/or rude 🤬

Brainfart. No idea where it came from but I hope it quickly fucks off back there

My people!
Also, 'feels' ?!?
'I've got all the feels??' Feels of what?!

“It’s always the last place you look.”

Course it fucking is, because you STOP LOOKING then.

I confess I have a deep-seated and maybe slightly perverse liking for these frequent 'what pisses you off' threads.

I love 'bog roll'. It's just so quintessentially British. Let's face it 'lavatory paper' doesn't have quite the same ring ...

The random use of "basically"....Yes mother dearest I AM looking at you!!

Hash tags ....

Living my best life
Making memories

Anything like little one, kiddo, mama, momma, mumma, little man.

You got this.

Gives me the rage - I fucking hate this.

Like doesn't bother me, it's better than um, hm, ah every second word. I think people who hate like are often massive classist snobs.

Bae
It’s total jokes
Lol (written doesn’t bother me so much but said does)
Oh my days
Smile/cheer up might never happen
Make America great again
And generally a lot of the younger generation who say stuff like “innit” “yes bruv” or can’t pronounce / miss out letters “twenny twenny.”

Banta

Oh yes, the 'It could only happen to me!' or 'what am I like!' from people who think that they are crazy, wacky, interestingly-alternative.

No, it could happen to anyone with no attention span or ability to read details, and you are 'like' absolutely every other annoying person. There really is nothing funny in screwing up, especially at work.

people on here that put bloody d in front of describing people

When people say "I could care less"
COULDN'T CARE LESS. IT'S COULDN'T.

Just let it go ( usually from the person who has just offended you )

'Game changer'. Inevitably used to describe something really banal. A new flavour of biscuit is not a game changer, Sarah.

My ds ( 13) has embraced teenage speak.

Starts every sentence with "so, technically"

Ain't instead of isn't

Gowan instead of go on

And the worst one: innit

I can only hope that maturity and my nagging with make it stop soon 😡

People saying baby without using 'the' before it. Baby is hungry. Baby is having a good kick. It annoyed me endlessly when I was pregnant. Its just a bit too cutesy for my liking.

Yes! ‘Baby’ drove me crazy too! ‘How’s baby?’ ‘Fine. How’s your grammar?’

And ‘who rattled your cage?’ If you express mild disagreement on something.

I agree with so many of these, especially
Literally: when used to mean figuratively
The over use of “like”; “reached out” (no, I asked or informed you no stretching involved) and recently “loved ones” -( yes I love them they are my friends and family but love isn’t so saccharine and twee. )
I really get irrationally grumped when i.e. is used instead of e.g. (ie= that is to say ... so whatever follows is clarification and is the exact thing being referred to. eg= example so what follows is possible things that could be being referred to.
to me for pedantry I think