Somebody did something I’m not happy about

[Doggybiccys]

Trying not to be a ATAAT. But “a colleague” has done something I’m not happy about. AIBU? Can’t say too much incase it reveals me to be Sarah in Accounts at Bingley and Co.

Why on earth did you have seven children with a man like that?

So she could get a council house.

Can you take in some ironing?

Don't forget to call a solicitor to get your free 30mins of advice.

@FizzyGreenWater OH NO I shall have to delete my account, change my name, get plastic surgery, demolish my house and salt the earth where it once stood

I only ever have a thimble of sherry to mark the new millennium.

I'm watching you all now. Tiny cameras installed in the homes of all of the Mumsnet homes. I'm watching you all chug cheap wine and takeaways in front of corrie while pretending to be taking little Timmy to Archery lessons on his sisters unicorn.

Oh purlease, it's not Timmy it's Tarquin.

Maybe you shouldn't have eaten her BLT wrap. Just saying, as a dispassionate observer.

YANBU we all think so in accounts. Not your circus. Not your monkeys. You need to got NC... NOW for your own MH.

If she can't handle your shine then she should step off your rainbow, the CF!
Give her the old head tilt, raise one eyebrow sardonically and ask if she meant to be so rood all at the same time. That'll show her.

Oh I see - the bloody sister gets a unicorn, but not poor Tarquin.

What's that all about.

You should be ashamed of yourself..

you know that you are an alcoholic, you have been out drinking 3 times in the last 18 months and that made you an irresponsible parent.

I'd LTB, OP.

By the way, how many meals can you get out of a chicken?

Not sure any comments are valid as there isn't a diagram.

Did you block their driveway with your car transporter?

Did you park in '1/2' before MrsB got home?

Don't want to read and run but

Don't tell them your name, Pike!

Legal eagle expert lawyer here. Ignore all the incorrect advice from self proclaimed experts, you need a solicitor specialising in espionage, but in the meantime I am the only one with industry knowledge and you should immediately follow my advice.

You all need to ask mnhq to delete every single post, they're all very identifying and when you all get proper legal advice it might damage your cases if you've posted the details on here already.

Just saw on Facebook. I can't believe Louise from accounts stole your naive ham sandwiches. Ring 111 and log in.

Can you take in some ironing?

No - retrain!!! I'm a single mother and I completed my PhD with three under three and no childcare. I studied during my night shifts at the hospital and slept on the bus to my day job. It was hard but it's doable.