BiscuitBarrels
This is going to be an absolute shitshow, there is no way I’m getting involved in this bag of badgers.
It will end worse than a Brexit thread when everyone’s been drinking Absinthe.

I like both sweet and savoury scones.
But, if jam and cream are in the offing, sweet, obviously.
Fruited or plain, I'm easy.
Of course there must be butter. Lots and lots of butter.
Salted.
And jam.
NOT... ahem...
Not raspberry. Nasty seeds.
Spread over the butter.
Then cream. Only - do you hear me?! - ONLY after the jam.
And the cream WILL be CLOTTED!!!!
It doesn't matter really, does it?
As long as you call it a "skonn" not a "skown".