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Your weird celeb crushes?

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Rocketship · 12/02/2020 23:50

Long time lurker, first time poster (family funeral tomorrow and been on the gin for comfort, please don't judge!) In bed now and cannot sleep so thought you lovely lot could entertain me!

So my weird crush is Noel Fielding. Don't know what it is but he is GORGEOUS.

Friends do no agree - can you enlighten me with your weird crushes!?

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Elderflower14 · 13/02/2020 11:22

Just thought of another...
Shaun Evans.

drina27 · 13/02/2020 11:25

The blue eyes; the sarcasm; the clothes; the eye contact; the humour; the outrageous flirting which makes his targets sparkle; the cleverness...

drina27 · 13/02/2020 11:25

Shaun Evans is gorgeous - not weird!!

colinsleftnipple · 13/02/2020 11:27

Paul Kaye 😍

ThankYouStavros · 13/02/2020 11:30

Mick Hucknall Blush

EngagedAgain · 13/02/2020 11:34

Dammit I came on thread to say Mick Hucknall. Actually had I waited a while you could have taken all the flak! Haha

Justtryinghere · 13/02/2020 11:38

Benedict Cummerbatch!

SpamChaudFroid · 13/02/2020 11:40

EngagedAgain, Mick Hucknall tried to hit on me once, I was 15 Shock.

I used to be madly in love with Ernie from Sesame Street, I hated Bert, the bastard bully.

I had a dream that Justin Bieber was my devoted husband once, but he was a bit of a sex pest. Blush

LoseLooseLucy · 13/02/2020 11:45

Louis Theroux. I'd love to get those glasses steamed up.

Sherloidbaisherloid · 13/02/2020 12:17

Jeremy Vine Blush

gromberry · 13/02/2020 12:22

Steve Coogan
Hugh Laurie

Although they have both popped up in this thread already, so clearly not really weird at all!

EngagedAgain · 13/02/2020 14:01

Spam, 🤢😡😠. You didn't... Actually turn him down did you? Must admit, I would have like to have got to him first before was it the 3,000 he was supposed to have slept with!

alltakingandnogiving · 13/02/2020 14:03

Is Paul Bettany a weird crush? I've never heard anyone mention him, but for many years I have found myself googling him during quiet moments at work.

BirthdayCakes · 13/02/2020 14:05

Tom Davis

cowboy · 13/02/2020 14:08

Nobody has mentioned mine - Jimmy Nail 😍

EngagedAgain · 13/02/2020 14:12

@cowboy - funnily enough I don't think anyone has!

AdoptedBumpkin · 13/02/2020 14:12

Ronnie O'Sullivan. Such an interesting character.

PhilomenaChristmasPie · 13/02/2020 14:13

Antisepticeye

LowbrowVictoriana · 13/02/2020 14:15

Well this is a bit strange: half of these are not remotely weird.

Johnny Depp, Jude Law, Dracula guy, Hugh Laurie, Rick Mayall, Chris Packham...all attractive men.
I’ve had a big crush on Hugh Laurie for about 30 years.

My weird one is... BBC political correspondent Chris Mason!

Zurina · 13/02/2020 14:16

I only chose Johnny as he's old enough to literally be my dad.

AdoptedBumpkin · 13/02/2020 14:18

Johnny Depp is pretty standard?

vampirethriller · 13/02/2020 14:20

Gene Hunt (Philip glennister is nice but I don't fancy him!)
Guy Fieri
Telly Savalas as Kojak

EngagedAgain · 13/02/2020 14:21

Yes well, I have this theory that Chris Packham knows it, and he deliberately sits there with his legs more open than perhaps is necessary! He's a cheeky bugger.

RiftGibbon · 13/02/2020 14:24

Tim Minchin
Bill Bailey

Must be a musical beardy thing!

SecretWitch · 13/02/2020 14:30

@crispysausagerolls, right!!? My daughter wanted to see Star Wars three times..and I agreed to it each time😂