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Your weird celeb crushes?

580 replies

Rocketship · 12/02/2020 23:50

Long time lurker, first time poster (family funeral tomorrow and been on the gin for comfort, please don't judge!) In bed now and cannot sleep so thought you lovely lot could entertain me!

So my weird crush is Noel Fielding. Don't know what it is but he is GORGEOUS.

Friends do no agree - can you enlighten me with your weird crushes!?

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Zoidbergonthehalfshell · 17/02/2020 13:24

Oh, just remembered another one - David Wenham. Not that odd except that I especially like him as the monk in Van Helsing... Confused

Bardockgurl · 17/02/2020 14:19

Hubert von Vestra. don''t know how to do a heart smiley - pretend there's one here

Your weird celeb crushes?
Maudiejames · 17/02/2020 14:58

Another of my weird crushes

Mickey Rourke

(before he got the plastic surgery)

Maudiejames · 17/02/2020 15:00

And Kevin Bacon...

namechangetheworld · 17/02/2020 15:10

Oh, just remembered another one - David Wenham. Not that odd except that I especially like him as the monk in Van Helsing...

Oh lord, David Wenham is a absolutely gorgeous in everything. Even in drag in Moulin Rouge.

Trudij123 · 17/02/2020 15:15

We won’t go into the amount of people in drag I find attractive...

Ritascornershop · 17/02/2020 15:59

@PhoneTwattery Chris Gascogne is lovely (as is Peter now he’s stopped drinking).

Has anyone mentioned Pete Townshend? I’ve had a thing for him for decades. He’s got lovely eyes and I like big noses. And (despite him grizzling that he doesn’t like performing) he always looked so joyful on stage, so in the moment. Being hugely talented doesn’t hurt either. Especially Pete in the early 70’s, but I think he’s still very attractive.

Ritascornershop · 17/02/2020 16:12

When I was a kid I had a mad crush on Peter Sellers. None of my friends agreed with that one.

Obviously David Tennant isn’t a weird crush, and I didn’t really fancy him, but I did work adjacent to him (with him sounds a lot more interesting than it was!) & he was lovely to everyone on set, a real mensch. Polite and cheery, and just lovely.

EngagedAgain · 17/02/2020 16:56

@Rita, you know what they say about people with big noses! Or is that big feet? Another very fanciable person and not a weird crush is Barry Gibb. Someone up thread mentioned him. Tho there was something sweet about Robin and Maurice was easy on the eye, but Barry aged well and huge sex appeal.

namechangetheworld · 17/02/2020 17:33

I'd like to add Chris Pratt before he got all buff please. He was lovely before, now he looks like your average cardboard cutout action star.

Also Edgar Wright, Caleb Landry Jones and Elijah Wood as a hobbit but bizarrely not in anything else.

Napoleon66 · 17/02/2020 18:19

As a child in the 70s, I had a crush on Fred from Scooby Doo.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 17/02/2020 18:25

Michael Rooker ooh yes , as the Sheriff in Stephen King's "The Dark Half" (and Henry:Portrait of a Serial Killer Blush )

RingPiece · 17/02/2020 18:52

Most of these are just not weird enough.

Sam Rockwell
Cain from Emmerdale
Noel Fielding
Rhys Ifans

I'd add Casey Affleck, Liam Gallagher.

The above are all clearly good looking men and have no place in any weird crush list.

Not everyone fancies Brad Pitt. I think magazines, etc brainwash people into thinking certain celebs are hot when they're not.

PS. Fox from Foxy Bingo, Heeelllloooo there you in your sharp suit.

RingPiece · 17/02/2020 18:53

Trudij123
...totally agree. Men in make up = so darn sexy.

SpottyShoeBow · 17/02/2020 19:54

I'll stick my neck out and say Frank 'n' Furter. Smoking hot.

BiBiBirdie · 17/02/2020 19:56

Russell Howard
Even I think I'm weird

SpottyShoeBow · 17/02/2020 20:03

Always thought William Fichtner was gorgeous

Your weird celeb crushes?
Jellykat · 17/02/2020 20:07

Tim Curry as Frank n Furter, need i say more?

Quirrelsotherface · 17/02/2020 20:25

Gillian Anderson's boyfriend in Sex Education..dear God I would, again and again...

minimonkey11 · 17/02/2020 20:51

David Mitchell

RhodaCamel · 17/02/2020 20:52

I can not explain why but I have a massive thing for Merlin, the barman from First Dates Blush

Willow2017 · 17/02/2020 21:25

Oh, just remembered another one - David Wenham. Not that odd except that I especially like him as the monk in Van Helsing
Ok I dibs him as Faramir in LOTR.
actually he is pretty fine IRL too

Micheal Rooker will always be Merle to me 😭😭😭

Tim Curry as Frankenfurter hot as hell♥️♥️

Aprilsinparis · 17/02/2020 21:31

The bald headed Mummy out of the Mummy films.......

Willow2017 · 17/02/2020 21:45

April
Thats not weird AV is gorgeous. Loved him in NCIS.

EngagedAgain · 17/02/2020 21:51

Larry Hagman in Dallas, ditto Ken Kercheval. Not weird!

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