To think this sort of nonsense should be banned!!!!!

[MozzchopsThirty]

I mean WTAF is this???

It's brown sauce or HP sauce
What sort of madness are we living in????

Ban it!

YANBU. What if I have it on my egg at lunchtime, what happens then?

Oh god I could murder a fry up right now

‘Breakfast sauce’ makes me feel uncomfortable.

I'm thinking of writing to boris about this

The kind of madness where someone feels the need to point this out to the Internet.

Breakfast? Is it brown sauce? I have it on my dinner....

Breakfast sauce sounds like a morning quickie to me 😉

Do they do a sausage and mash for dinner sauce ?
One for every use and woe betide the person who uses the wrong sauce for the wrong meal.

@TheFaerie that’s what it made me think of.

Being English I can only eat my full english with Houses of Parliament sauce, this.......this I can't tolerate.

Beware, your fry up is likely to be served on a slate/plank/greasy cap.

10/10 @puds11

I bet they don't even have a portrait of Churchill the heathens.

It does look a little wanky, I admit .... OK, it looks a lot wanky.

But never say never, it might change your life.

One thing which makes me suspicious is that Googling "wilson hartles breakfast sauce" doesn't actually reveal who Wilson Hartle, or Wilson and Hartle are in the first flush. Which makes me wonder if it's one of this faux-artisan things that appear to be all the rage (I blame Laura Ashley myself )

It did not change my life!

Wankery, wankery I tell you!

It's HP sauce or nothing, dammit.

Brown sauce is disgusting anyway. Why would I want a sauce named after a colour rather than an ingredient?

Oh. A sauce for the monsters who don't have tomato ketchup on their breakfasts.

How quaint

Have googled, can it's essentially red and brown sauce mixed together. Which btw, is the only acceptable accompaniment to a bacon or sausage sandwich.

I stayed in a Travelodge near Barnsley once.
Someone had...mint sauce..on their breakfast.
I can remember it like it was yesterday, the confusing smell, the electric atmosphere, burnt abandoned toast.

I still can't talk about it.

its essentially red and brown sauce mixed together

WHAT??!? Why? That's just filthy.

I learned not long ago, that brown sauce is made from dates, I don't know if its true but bleurghh.

Have googled, can it's essentially red and brown sauce mixed together

What's red sauce? I buy ketchup.

What if I want porridge?

Kill it.